Edgewater Chicago: Safe Haven for Hipsters or Hideout for Hooligans?
Ah, Edgewater. A name that conjures images of...well, to be honest, I'm not entirely sure what images it conjures. But that's part of the charm of this North Side Chicago neighborhood, isn't it? It's a bit of a mystery box. So, the question on everyone's mind (or at least everyone considering a move there) is: is Edgewater safe?
Let's unpack this question like a fancy cheese platter at a wine and dine (because, let's face it, that's way more exciting than crime statistics).
The Good News (with a sprinkle of garlic):
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Generally speaking, Edgewater is a safe bet. Crime rates are lower than the city average, meaning you're more likely to be mugged by a rogue squirrel over a shady character. Although, to be fair, those squirrels can be pretty aggressive when they're hangry.
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There's a strong sense of community. Picture friendly faces, block parties, and everyone knowing everyone's poodle's name. It's enough to make you want to borrow a cup of sugar (and maybe a taser, just in case).
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Lakefront living with a side of safety. Take a stroll down the scenic lakefront path and breathe in the fresh air (relatively crime-free, I hope). It's the perfect place to contemplate life's important questions, like "should I get the deep dish or the thin crust?"
The Not-So-Bad News (with a hint of wasabi):
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No place is perfect. Crime can happen anywhere, even in Edgewater's charming little bubble. Just like that time you swore you saw Bigfoot wandering around Target, it's always good to be aware of your surroundings.
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There can be pockets with a higher crime rate. Like that weird uncle at Thanksgiving dinner, some areas are a little...sketchier than others. Do your research and ask around before settling on your dream apartment (unless your dream apartment comes with a moat).
The Bottom Line (served with a dollop of sour cream):
Edgewater is a safe and friendly neighborhood with a lot to offer. Is it crime-free utopia? Heck no. But with a little common sense and a healthy dose of caution, you'll be safe as houses (or should I say, safe as condos?).
So, the next time you're considering a move to Edgewater, don't be swayed by rumors or overdramatic news reports. Just pack your swimsuit, your walking shoes, and maybe a few cans of bear spray (just kidding...mostly). Edgewater is waiting to welcome you with open arms (and hopefully, a decent slice of deep dish).
