How Steep is Hyde Street? Steeper Than Your Ex's Side-Eye, That's How Steep!
San Francisco, city of sourdough bread, cable cars, and hills that would make a billy goat reconsider its life choices. But among these inclines of epic proportions, there's one street that stands out like a sore thumb – or maybe a car stuck halfway up it. Yes, we're talking about the legendary (and let's be honest, a little terrifying) Hyde Street.
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Filbert Takes the Cake (Well, Not Literally, It's Too Steep)
Now, hold on a sec. You might be thinking, "Isn't Lombard Street the steepest?" Sure, Lombard gets all the tourists with its windy curves, but when it comes to raw, teeth-rattling gradient, there's another contender in the ring. Filbert Street, between Leavenworth and Hyde, boasts a slope that would make a treadmill jealous – a whopping 31.5% grade. That's basically like trying to walk up a wall made out of sourdough.
Fun Facts That Prove We're Not Kidding (Because Apparently Some People Need Proof)
Here's some trivia to impress your friends (or at least give them a chuckle):
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- David Letterman approved: This late-night legend once unleashed a torrent of watermelons down Filbert Street, which, let's just say, wasn't exactly good for the fruit (or the street for that matter).
- It's a workout, literally: Forget the gym, just try walking (or maybe crawling?) up Filbert. You'll be feeling the burn in no time (and probably wishing you'd worn better shoes).
- Not for the faint of heart (or weak ankles): If you're scared of heights, this street is best avoided. Looking down from the top is enough to make even the bravest soul weak in the knees.
So, How Steep is Hyde Street? (Spoiler Alert: Not Very)
Okay, okay, we lied a little. Hyde Street itself isn't actually that steep. It's Filbert Street that takes the crown (or the cable car, depending on your transportation preference). But hey, who cares about technicalities when you have a good story, right?
FAQ: Conquering San Francisco's Hills Like a Champ
Alright, alright, so you're intrigued by these crazy hills. Here's a quick guide to navigating San Francisco's inclines like a pro:
Tip: Highlight what feels important.
How to walk up these hills without dying? Pace yourself, wear good shoes, and take breaks – those views aren't going anywhere (unless it's an earthquake, but that's a whole other story).
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How to ride a bike down these hills without becoming a YouTube blooper? Go slow, use your brakes (seriously, use them!), and for the love of sourdough, don't try any crazy stunts.
QuickTip: Skip distractions — focus on the words.
How to take the cutest cable car picture? Lombard Street might be crowded, but hey, there's a cable car turnaround on Powell Street that makes for pretty epic snaps too.
How to avoid feeling like a tourist struggling with a map? Download a navigation app – trust us, your calves and your sense of direction will thank you.
QuickTip: Stop and think when you learn something new.
How to experience the true thrill of these hills? Hold onto a friend and ride the cable car – it's an exhilarating (and slightly terrifying) San Francisco must-do!
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