The Monumental Mystery: How Tall is Dallas Goedert?
Ah, Dallas Goedert. The Philadelphia Eagles' star tight end, a scoring machine, and a man of... mystery? Believe it or not, there's been a rumbling around the question: just how tall is the guy?
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| How Tall Is Dallas Goedert |
According to the Official Records:
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We'll start with the brass tacks, the undeniable truth: Dallas Goedert is listed at 6 ft 5 in. There you have it. Straight from the NFL rulebook (or maybe it's on his driver's license, who knows?).
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But Is There More to the Story?
Now, here's where things get interesting. We all know athletes sometimes get listed at generous heights (let's not forget the whole "Shaquille O'Neal is 7 ft 1" debate). So, is there a chance Goedert might be...shorter? Taller?
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Let's Investigate: The Fun Height Comparison Edition
Here's how we measure up Dallas Goedert:
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- Taller than a stack of two textbooks: Unless of course, you're dealing with those college history tomes that practically double as dumbbells.
- Just a smidge shorter than a giraffe's knees: Don't worry, giraffes are lovely creatures, and this is just a fun fact (and a totally safe height comparison...probably).
- About the height of a T-Rex, but way less scary (and with a much better fashion sense): Goedert rocks a mean touchdown celebration, but unlike the T-Rex, he doesn't need tiny arms to be a star.
The Verdict (For Now)
So, what can we say for sure? Dallas Goedert is a talented tight end, and according to the official record, he stands at a respectable 6 ft 5 in. But hey, maybe he's got a secret stash of leg lengthening inserts, or maybe he just carries himself with the aura of a giant. The truth, like Goedert's next touchdown catch, is out there waiting to be discovered.
Stay tuned for further investigations! We'll keep you posted on any groundbreaking developments in the thrilling saga of Dallas Goedert's height.
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