So You're Taking the Plunge: How to Get Hitched in Windy City Style (Without Any Pre-Wedding Jitters)
Congratulations! You've found your lobster (or bagel, depending on your Chicago allegiances). Now comes the official stuff, the paperwork, the "I do" paperwork, that is. But fear not, lovebirds! Getting a marriage license in Chicago is about as easy as deep dish pizza is delicious (very easy, in case that wasn't clear).
Step 1: Apply Online (or Not, We're Not Judging)
Feeling tech-savvy? You can actually get a head start by filling out a marriage license application online. Think of it as online dating for government forms. It's there if you want it, but it's not mandatory.
But here's the thing: You still gotta show up in person with your main squeeze (that's fiance(e), for the uninitiated). This isn't a one-way online fling, folks. It's about commitment (and probably some amazing wedding cake).
Step 2: The Big Day (For Your Paperwork, Not Your Wedding)
Alright, Romeo and Juliet, it's time to pick your poison... I mean, your Cook County Clerk's office location. There are six to choose from, so pick the one closest to your love nest, or the one with the most parking (because, let's be honest, wedding planning is stressful enough).
Here's what you gotta bring:
- Each Other (Duh!) This isn't a solo trip to the DMV.
- Valid ID: Driver's license, passport, something that says you're a real person who can legally tie the knot.
- $60: Cash, card, carrier pigeons trained in monetary delivery, all accepted.
- Proof of Previous Dissolutions (if applicable): If you've been married before and it didn't work out (hey, it happens!), you'll need some documentation to show you're officially single again.
Bonus points for:
- Matching outfits: Because why not start your happily ever after with a little coordinated flair?
- A sense of humor: Because let's face it, marriage applications can be a little dry.
Step 3: The Big "I Do" (But Not Yet)
Once you've wrangled your documents and said your "please" and "thank you"s, the lovely folks at the Cook County Clerk's office will issue your marriage license on the spot. Important note: There's a mandatory one-day waiting period. So, no rushing off to Vegas after this (unless your idea of Vegas is a romantic night in with takeout and Netflix).
Congratulations! You've officially hurdled the first hurdle of wedded bliss. Now go forth and celebrate (responsibly, of course) - you've earned it! Remember, this is just the beginning of your happily ever after, so keep the romance alive, laugh a lot, and maybe avoid any disagreements over deep dish vs. thin crust.
