So You Want to Break Up With the Dallas Morning News? There's No Shame in Saying "See Ya Later" (But There Might Be a Phone Call)
Let's face it, even the best relationships fizzle out sometimes. Maybe you've gotten tired of the headlines, you've found a new news source with a more captivating Instagram feed (hey, we all have our vices), or perhaps you're just channeling your inner Marie Kondo and sparking joy by decluttering your subscriptions. Whatever the reason, you've decided it's time to call it quits with the Dallas Morning News.
But wait! Before you ghost them and hope they don't send any angry debt collectors (kidding... mostly), there's a little formality to this break-up.
Note: Skipping ahead? Don’t miss the middle sections.
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The Not-So-Smooth Exit: The Phone Call You Can't Escape
Unlike ripping off a bandaid, canceling your DMN subscription isn't quite that quick. Yes, you have to call them. I know, I know, who even uses phones anymore? But apparently, the DMN hasn't gotten the memo on the digital revolution.
QuickTip: Reread tricky spots right away.
Here's the number you need to dial: 1-800-925-1500. Be prepared for some hold music that might be a forgotten jingle from the 90s.
Tip: Don’t skip the details — they matter.
Pro Tip: If you're feeling particularly bold, put the phone on speaker and play a dramatic break-up scene from a movie in the background. Maybe something with Ryan Gosling for maximum emotional impact. (Although, we can't guarantee the customer service rep will appreciate your artistic flair.)
QuickTip: Skim the intro, then dive deeper.
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A Ray of Hope (For Some): The Cancellation Clause (with a Catch)
Now, for a glimmer of good news (depending on where you live). If you reside in California, Oregon, Virginia, or Vermont, you might be able to ditch the phone call altogether. Residents of these lucky states can actually cancel their subscription via email! Just shoot an email to customercare@dallasnews.com and break the news (figuratively, of course).
But here's the catch: There's always a catch, isn't there? This email cancellation option might be a figment of your imagination if you don't live in one of those four states. So, buckle up for that phone call, my friend.
Parting Words: A Toast to Freedom (and Maybe Some Free News?)
Once you've navigated the cancellation process, raise a glass (or a cup of Texas sweet tea) to your newfound freedom! The world of news is vast, and you're free to explore it without the DMN.
P.S. Don't forget, there are plenty of free news sources out there. You might not get the in-depth local coverage you had with the DMN, but hey, at least you won't have to deal with any awkward phone calls. Just remember, with free news comes great responsibility... to sort through the clickbait headlines!
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