Conquering the "Beast of the East": A (Slightly) Tongue-in-Cheek Guide to Skiing Mount Washington
Ah, Mount Washington. The crown jewel of New Hampshire, home to the world's worst weather (don't @ me, Scotland), and a ski destination that separates the thrill-seekers from the, well, everyone else. But fear not, intrepid powder hound! With this guide, you'll be carving tracks down the "Granddaddy of the Whites" like a pro (or at least wiping out with hilarious panache).
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| How To Ski Mount Washington |
Gearing Up for Glory (and Possibly Hypothermia)
First things first: this ain't your bunny hill. Mount Washington is for experts only. You'll need top-notch gear, nerves of steel, and the constitution of an ox (or at least a decent down jacket). Here's the shopping list:
- Skis that can handle hero snow and hero winds (think "battering ram," not "graceful gazelle").
- Layers, upon layers, upon layers. Remember, frostbite is a real party pooper.
- An avalanche beacon, shovel, and probe. Because safety first, even if your bravado says otherwise.
- A healthy respect for the mountain. Seriously, this is no time for machismo.
Choosing Your Poison: Tuckerman Ravine or Bust?
Mount Washington offers two main skiing experiences, each guaranteed to leave you breathless (quite literally, in some cases).
Tip: Read slowly to catch the finer details.
1. Tuckerman Ravine: This is the Everest of East Coast skiing. A massive, glaciated bowl that demands expert skills and the aforementioned respect for the mountain. Think heart-stopping steeps, epic views, and the constant possibility of, you know, avalanches. Not for the faint of heart (or calf muscles).
2. The Cog Railway: Feeling a bit...ambitious? Then this backcountry route might be for you. Ski down the actual cog railway tracks! Just be prepared for some serious uphill hiking (and dodging the occasional train...seriously, don't dodge the train).
QuickTip: Scan quickly, then go deeper where needed.
Pro Tip: Whichever route you choose, bring a buddy (or three). There's safety in numbers, and besides, who else will be there to laugh (nervously) as you attempt that triple cork?
After You Shred (or Possibly Tumble)
Congratulations, you magnificent madman! You've skied Mount Washington! Now, here's what to do next:
Tip: Write down what you learned.
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- Brag. Shamelessly. This is an accomplishment to shout from the mountaintops (though maybe not literally, considering the windchill).
- Seek medical attention. (Okay, maybe not, but a good soak in a hot tub is definitely recommended.)
- Re-evaluate your life choices. Just kidding (mostly).
Remember: Skiing Mount Washington is an adventure, not a competition. So, relax, have fun, and embrace the fact that you might just end up with a story that starts with, "So, there I was, clinging to the side of a mountain..."
FAQ: Conquering the Beast Edition
How to prepare for the weather? Layers, my friend. Layers. Dress like a winter onion.
QuickTip: Don’t ignore the small print.
How to get there? For Tuckerman Ravine, hike in. For the Cog Railway, park and, well, follow the tracks (but don't get hit by a train!).
How to stay safe? Avalanche safety training is a must. Also, don't be a hero. Ski within your limits.
How to avoid frostbite? Cover exposed skin. And maybe bring some hand warmers for good measure.
How much will it cost? Lift tickets (for the Cog Railway) and gear rental can add up. But hey, the bragging rights are priceless!
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