Calling All Big Apples with Big Stories: How to Contact the New York Post (Without Getting Lost in the Concrete Jungle)
Let's face it, you've stumbled upon a newsworthy tidbit that would make even the pigeons on Wall Street coo in surprise. Maybe it's a rogue squirrel who's mastered the subway or a bodega cat who moonlights as a stock market whiz. Whatever your scoop, you know the New York Post is the perfect platform to unleash this urban legend onto the world.
But hold on there, champ, before you grab your flip phone and dial "scoop-squad" (because let's be honest, that's probably not a real number), there are a few ways to navigate the bustling world of the New York Post and get your story heard.
Tip: Keep your attention on the main thread.
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| How To Contact The New York Post |
Channel Your Inner Carrie Bradshaw: Contacting the Right People
The New York Post is a living, breathing organism (well, maybe more like a fast-paced news machine), and different folks handle different things. Here's a cheat sheet to avoid getting tangled in the city's metaphorical red tape:
QuickTip: A quick skim can reveal the main idea fast.
Got a hot news tip? Think your grandma just invented the next fidget spinner? Head to the tiplines! The Post has a 24/7 hotline at 1-800-HOLD-SCOOP (yes, that's a real number, and yes, they might chuckle a bit when you call).
Subscription woes? Bills got you feeling like you're lost in Times Square at night? The friendly customer service folks are your lifesaver. Call 1-800-552-7678 or visit their website for live chat options. Don't worry, they won't judge your questionable budgeting skills (probably).
Just wanna chat? Look, we all get lonely sometimes, even big city newspapers. You can try their general inquiries email at [email address removed], but be warned, they might be a little busy chasing down the next city scandal.
Remember: Be clear, concise, and captivating in your message. You wouldn't expect a slice of pizza without the perfect amount of cheese, would you?
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Beware of Fake News... and Fake Contact Methods
Just like there are ten million rats in the city (allegedly), there are also ten million fake ways to "contact" the New York Post. Here's what to avoid:
QuickTip: Look for contrasts — they reveal insights.
Random dudes in trench coats whispering secrets in dark alleys. This might work in a bad detective novel, but it's a terrible strategy in real life.
Sending carrier pigeons with cryptic messages tied to their legs. While a fun visual, it's highly unlikely to get your story read (and the pigeons might just eat the message for a snack).
Shouting your story from the top of the Empire State Building. We get it, you've got a story to tell, but this might just land you on the wrong side of the news.
Stick to the tried and true methods above, folks.
Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You Have Them)
How to convince my neighbor's poodle to become the next top dog model for the Post? We admire your ambition, but that's a whole other can of worms (or should we say, bag of kibble?).
How to write a headline that'll grab readers' attention? Think short, sweet, and shocking. Bonus points for puns that would make even Elaine from Seinfeld groan.
How to avoid getting mistaken for a tourist while contacting the Post? Speak with confidence (even if you're faking it) and avoid asking for directions to the Statue of Liberty.
How to deal with rejection if my story doesn't make the cut? Chin up, buttercup! New York City is full of stories, so keep digging and don't give up. Maybe your next scoop will be the one that breaks the internet.
How to celebrate a successful story in the New York Post? Grab a celebratory pastrami on rye (or your victory food of choice) and raise a glass to conquering the concrete jungle, one headline at a time.
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