Choom, You Want to Counter Like a Pro? A Guide to Cyberpunk Smackdowns
So you wanna be the parry king, the riposte ruler, the ultimate counter crusader in Night City? Strap in, chrome dome, because this guide will turn you from a gonk getting pummeled by psychos into a counter-attacking cash machine.
The Fine Art of Not Getting Hit (While Hitting Back Harder)
First things first, forget that whole "best defense is a good offense" nonsense. In Night City, the best defense is dodging bullets and deflecting blades like you're Neo in the freakin' Matrix. Here's how to become a human pinball (the fun, counter-attacking kind):
- Block This, Ya Meatbag! Master the block button. It's your BFF, your chrome-plated shield. Tap, don't hold! A well-timed tap just as the enemy swings sends their attack flying and opens them up for a counter of your own. Think of it as a rude interruption to their beatdown plans.
- The Counter Crusader: Once you've blocked that sucker punch, it's payback time! Mash the attack button (assuming you're not packing giant gorilla arms) and unleash your fury. This is where the magic happens. A good counter can stun your opponent, leaving them open for a combo or a tactical retreat (because hey, even V needs a breather sometimes).
Pro Tip: Upgrade your reflexes! The Reflex skill tree in the Body attribute boosts your counter window. The faster you react, the more beatdowns you interrupt, the more stylish you look (probably).
Advanced Countering Techniques: From Solo to Stonewall
Now that you've got the basics down, let's explore some fancy footwork:
- The Perfect Parry: This legendary move (unlocked in the Reflex tree) lets you counter unblockable attacks. Basically, you become Captain America with a cybernetic upgrade. Just remember, with great power comes the responsibility to not show off too much (unless you want to attract unwanted attention, which, let's be honest, is half the fun in Night City).
- Gorilla Arms Go Brrrr: If subtlety isn't your thing, consider Gorilla Arms. These cybernetic powerhouses can counter with devastating punches that turn enemies into chunky salsa. Just remember, finesse goes out the window, but who needs finesse when you can turn goons into goo?
Remember, choom: Practice makes perfect. Head to a combat zone and wail on some punching bags (or, you know, actual enemies) to hone your skills.
FAQ: Countering Like a Champ
- How to counter power attacks? The Perfect Parry is your friend. Unless you have Gorilla Arms, then just tank the hit and punch back harder.
- How to counter Netrunners? This one's tricky. Invest in the Counterhack perk to turn their hacks against them, or just dodge their quickhacks like a cybernetic ninja.
- How to counter multiple enemies? Focus on blocking and countering one at a time. Dodging and flanking can also help you separate the goons and pick them off.
- How to counter my fear of cyberpsychos? Honestly, just shoot them from afar. Countering a cyberpsycho head-on is a recipe for disaster (unless you're feeling suicidal, which, hey, no judgement here in Night City).
- How to counter boredom? Go forth and counter everything in your path! From street thugs to cybernetic nightmares, show Night City who's the real counter king (or queen)!
Now go forth, V, and become the counter-attacking legend Night City deserves (or fears, depending on who you ask). Just remember, with great countering power comes the responsibility to loot all your fallen foes. You gotta pay for those fancy cybernetic upgrades somehow, right?
