How to Bust a Move (Even if You Have Two Left Feet): A Review of "How to Dance in Ohio"
Let's face it, folks, most of us wouldn't be caught dead on a dance floor unless it involved the electric slide at a wedding reception. But what if I told you there's a heartwarming musical out there that celebrates the beauty of awkward dancing, all while being set in the unlikely backdrop of...Ohio? Buckle up, because that's exactly what "How to Dance in Ohio" is serving up.
A Round of Applause for the Autistic All-Stars
This ain't your typical teen musical. "How to Dance in Ohio" shines a spotlight on a group of young adults on the autism spectrum as they navigate the nerve-wracking world of...a spring formal dance. Yes, you read that right. The show follows their journey as they prepare for this social milestone, complete with meltdowns over scratchy suit fabrics, sensory overload from flashing lights, and the age-old question: "Can I bring my fidget spinner?"
More Than Just Your Average Dance Routine
Now, don't be fooled by the title. While there is some dancing involved (and let me tell you, these actors own the stage!), "How to Dance in Ohio" is about so much more. It's about the power of friendship, the importance of acceptance, and the universal yearning for connection. The New York Times, in its ever-so-serious way, even called it a "feel-good milestone." We're talking tears, laughter, and maybe even a few fist-pumps in the air by the end.
But Wait, There's More! (The Funny Part)
Let's not forget the humor. This show is packed with laugh-out-loud moments that will have you snorting like a pig at a truffle convention (it's a metaphor, folks, relax). From the social awkwardness of navigating conversations to the hilarious meltdowns over unexpected textures, "How to Dance in Ohio" finds humor in the everyday struggles faced by those on the autism spectrum, reminding us that laughter is the best medicine (except for actual medicine, of course. Please consult a doctor for any medical needs).
So You Wanna Dance in Ohio, Huh?
Here's the thing: you don't need to be from Ohio, or even know how to dance, to appreciate this musical. It's a celebration of human connection that will leave you feeling warm and fuzzy inside.
How To Dance Like Nobody's Watching (Even Though They Probably Are): A Totally Unqualified FAQ
- How to channel your inner autistic dancer: Embrace the awkwardness! Flail those limbs with reckless abandon. Trust me, the audience will be too busy cheering you on to judge.
- How to avoid a meltdown over scratchy suit fabric: Opt for comfort over couture. Think pajamas with sequins, that kind of vibe.
- How to deal with sensory overload from flashing lights: Invest in a stylish eye mask. Bonus points if it has a light-up disco ball pattern.
- How to convince your friend to bring their fidget spinner to the dance: Tell them it's a cutting-edge dance move. Name it "The Sonic Spin."
- How to find out more about "How to Dance in Ohio": Google it! Or, you know, read a review by a large language model who may or may not have questionable dance skills (but excellent taste in musicals).