How to Email the Dallas Cowboys: A Guide for Determined Fans (and the Slightly Delusional)
Ah, the Dallas Cowboys. America's Team, a source of endless pride... and frustration, depending on the year (and the playcalling in the fourth quarter). But sometimes, you just gotta reach out, voice your burning desire to be the team's water boy (hey, stay hydrated!), or offer your expert analysis on Dak's latest touchdown pass (because clearly, the coaches need your help).
Fear not, fellow fan! This guide will equip you to craft the perfect email to the Dallas Cowboys, guaranteed to get a response (or at least a chuckle from the intern sorting the inbox).
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Subject Line Selection: The Art of Not Getting Ignored
- The Flat-Out Plea: "I NEED A JOB, MR. JONES!" (This might not land you in the scouting department, but hey, it's direct.)
- The Enticing Mystery: "Top Secret Strategies to Guarantee a Super Bowl Win" (Spoiler alert: they probably already have some strategies.)
- The Hilariously Obvious: "Question about the Dallas Cowboys" (Bold for originality!)
Pro Tip: Aim for something clear, concise, and (ideally) attention-grabbing.
Body of the Email: Where Things Get Interesting
Now's your chance to shine! But before you unleash your Jerry Jones-level enthusiasm, a few pointers:
- Keep it professional-ish: No emojis, excessive caps lock, or conspiracy theories about rigged games (we've all heard them).
- State your purpose clearly: Are you applying for a job? Offering feedback? Requesting an autograph (unlikely, but hey, shoot your shot)?
- Proofread like your life depends on it: Typos and grammatical errors scream "amateur hour."
Here are some templates to get you started:
Tip: Reflect on what you just read.
Template 1: The Humble Fan with Feedback
"Dear Dallas Cowboys Organization,
Lifelong Cowboys fan here, bleeding that signature blue and silver since [insert year you were born, or a more believable year if you're young]. Just wanted to send a quick note expressing my [insert your feelings: excitement, concern, frustration] about the recent [insert game/play/season].
As a true student of the game (and owner of every Cowboys jersey ever made), I have a few thoughts on how to [insert your suggestion: improve the defense, utilize Ezekiel Elliott more, etc.].
Tip: Don’t skim past key examples.
Thanks for your time, and How Bout Dem Cowboys!
Sincerely,
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[Your Name]"
Template 2: The Aspiring Employee
QuickTip: Stop and think when you learn something new.
"Dear Dallas Cowboys Hiring Manager,
I'm writing to express my ardent interest in joining the Dallas Cowboys organization. My passion for football (and specifically, America's Team) is unmatched. I possess a [insert your relevant skills and experience] and a [insert personality trait that makes you a great fit: positive attitude, unwavering work ethic, etc.].
I understand the Cowboys only hire the best, and I'm confident I can contribute to the team's continued success. Whether it's [insert dream job: scouting opponents, analyzing game film, or fetching Jerry Jones his daily coffee], I'm ready to tackle any challenge.
Thank you for considering my application.
Tip: Look for small cues in wording.
How Bout Dem Cowboys!
[Your Name]"
Remember: These are just springboards. Feel free to add your own flair, a dash of humor (the Jones family appreciates a good laugh), and keep it concise.
Signing Off: The Final Touch
- Avoid "Your Biggest Fan" or "Die-Hard Fan" cliches. Be more creative!
- Here are some options:
- "A loyal supporter from [Your City]"
- "An armchair quarterback with a decent grasp of the game"
- (For job applications) "Enthusiastically awaiting your response"
Bonus Tip: Don't Expect a Reply from Jerry Jones Himself
Honestly, the chances are slim. But you never know! The key is to be polite, professional (-ish), and showcase your Cowboys fandom in a way that will make them remember your email. After all, you never know when they might need a last-minute water boy... with expert analysis skills.
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