Troll Time! Your Guide to Hunting the Mythical Creatures of Washington State
Forget Bigfoot, Washington has a new legend in town: Trolls! Yes, these magnificent (and slightly mischievous) creatures have lumbered into the Pacific Northwest, and it's up to you to find them. But fear not, intrepid troll hunter, for this guide will equip you with the knowledge to sniff out these whimsical giants like a truffle pig with a Twitter account.
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| How To Find The Trolls In Washington State |
Where Did These Behemoths Come From?
These aren't your average basement-dwelling trolls. These are the creations of Danish artist Thomas Dambo, and they're part of an epic art project called "Northwest Trolls: Way of the Bird King." Think of it as a scavenger hunt with a sprinkle of environmentalism and a whole lot of whimsy.
So, You Want to Befriend a Troll? Excellent Choice!
First things first, you'll need a trusty steed (or, you know, a car with good gas mileage). There are six trolls scattered across Washington State, with one bonus buddy chilling in Portland, Oregon. Be warned: These trolls like a bit of variety in their scenery. You'll find them nestled in parks, peeking out from forests, and maybe even causing a friendly ruckus near a bridge.
Tip: Don’t skip the details — they matter.
Here's a handy dandy list to get you started:
- Issaquah: Look for Trollberto, the bookworm troll, perched on a giant book.
- Bainbridge Island: Befriend Pia, the Peacemaker, who's all about harmony with nature.
- Ballard: Keep an eye out for Fremont Troll lurking under the Aurora Bridge. This one's a local legend!
- Seattle: If you see a troll holding a Volkswagen Bug, that's Troll Telly, the storyteller.
- Vashon Island: Have a chat with Haida, the protector of the forest, who's cleverly disguised as a fallen log.
Bonus Troll: Head south to Portland to find Ole Bolle, the curious one, peeking into a house (don't worry, he's friendly).
Tip: Pause whenever something stands out.
Pro Tip: For an extra dose of troll-tastic fun, check out the website [Northwest Trolls] (they might even have a troll-finding app in the works!).
FAQ: Troll Encounter Edition
How to pack for a troll hunt? Troll bait is optional (friendship is always the best approach), but comfy shoes, a camera, and a sense of adventure are a must.
Tip: Use this post as a starting point for exploration.
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How to behave around a troll? Trolls appreciate a good dad joke and a respectful distance for their personal space (they're big, but personal space is still important).
How to tell if a troll is friendly? If they're holding a Volkswagen Bug, offering you a book, or simply chilling in nature, they're probably cool. If they're trying to swipe your french fries, maybe take a step back.
Tip: Revisit this page tomorrow to reinforce memory.
How to get the best troll selfie? Get creative! Troll hair as a hat? Troll toes as a footrest? The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous).
How to respect the trolls and their habitat? Leave no trace, be mindful of the surroundings, and remember, these trolls are works of art, so treat them with care.
So, what are you waiting for? Grab your gear, channel your inner explorer, and get ready to meet the most awesome trolls this side of Fairytale Land!
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