Stalker Status: Off. Paying Respects: On. How to Find the Resting Place of the Voice of a Generation (Without Looking Like a Creep)
Let's face it, Whitney Houston's voice was a gift from the heavens. And while rocking out to "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" in your car is a perfectly acceptable way to pay homage, sometimes you just want to, you know, be a little more respectful.
But Fear Not, Fellow Houstonian Fan! This guide will help you navigate your pilgrimage to Whitney's final curtain call with the grace of a gospel choir and the discretion of a ninja... mostly.
Step One: Unveiling the Mystery Location (Spoiler Alert: It's Not Narnia)
Whitney isn't chilling in some secret celebrity graveyard guarded by laser beams (although, that would be pretty cool). She's actually entombed at Fairview Cemetery in Westfield, New Jersey. Now, before you dust off your fedora and magnifying glass, there's no need to get all Sherlock Holmes on us.
Pro Tip: A quick Google search (because yes, even ghosts use Google these days) will point you in the right direction. There's even a handy dandy map, so you won't end up accidentally visiting Grandma Gertrude's eternal slumber party.
Step Two: Respect the Peace (and the Law)
While there's no evidence Whitney's ghost is a stickler for rules, it's always best to be respectful. Fairview Cemetery is, well, a cemetery, which means it's a place for mourning and reflection. So ditch the air guitar and maybe tone down the belting of "I Will Always Love You" (unless you're Beyonce, then by all means, let it rip).
Remember: Be mindful of other visitors and maintain a peaceful demeanor.
Side Note: Breaking into the mausoleum with a sequin jumpsuit and a boombox is highly discouraged. Security guards tend to frown upon that sort of thing.
Step Three: Leaving Your Mark (Without Leaving Litter)
Feel free to bring flowers, a card, or even a small Whitney Houston Funko Pop figurine (hey, no judgement). Just be sure to clean up after yourself and dispose of any trash properly.
Whitney would want you to celebrate her life, but littering is definitely not the way to go. Let's keep it classy, people!
Bonus Step: Don't Be That Guy (or Gal)
This one's pretty self-explanatory. Whitney's grave isn't a selfie station. Unless you're channeling your inner Whitney with a windblown mane and a tear rolling down your cheek (think "I Will Always Love You" music video), maybe skip the selfie.
Just take a moment to appreciate the incredible talent that was Whitney Houston.
There you have it! With a little planning and respect, you can find Whitney Houston's grave and pay your respects like a true fan. Now go forth, and let the spirit of Whitney's music guide you!
