You Want a Chicago Chopper? Hold Onto Your Stetson, Deacon!
Ah, the Chicago Chopper. The Tommy Gun of the apocalypse. A firearm that screams "business time" while laying down enough lead to make a Freaker choir reconsider their career choices. But how, exactly, do you get your hands on this beautiful (and slightly terrifying) piece of hardware in Days Gone? Well, fret no more, Deacon wannabes, because this guide will turn you into a certified Chopper Chopper in no time.
Step 1: Buckle Up, It's a Road Trip
First things first, you'll need to hit the dusty trail and make your way to Wizard Island. This ain't a quick jaunt to the corner store, folks. Wizard Island is nestled deep in the southern portion of the map, so gas up your bike and be prepared to dodge a few Freaker mosh pits along the way.
Pro-Tip: If you're feeling peckish, there's a good chance you'll encounter some "wildlife" on your journey. Just remember, sometimes the best defense is a well-placed Molotov...or ten.
Step 2: Welcome to Wizard Island, Population: Us and Those Other Guys (Probably)
Once you arrive at Wizard Island, you'll be greeted by a charming little survivor camp. Now, this camp might be a bit rough around the edges, but that's post-apocalypse living for ya. The good news is, they've got a friendly (-ish) merchant by the name of Iron Mike. This is the guy who holds the key to your Chopper dreams.
Subheading: How to Not Totally Annoy Iron Mike (Because Trust Me, You Don't Want To)
Listen up, gremlins. Iron Mike ain't exactly known for his sunshine and rainbows personality. So, here's a quick rundown on how to avoid getting on his bad side:
- Don't haggle. This ain't a flea market, and the Chicago Chopper ain't a dusty old harmonica.
- Show some respect. A simple "howdy" goes a long way.
- Don't try to steal it. Seriously, just...don't.
Step 3: Pay Up, Buttercup! (But Seriously, It's Worth It)
Alright, you've navigated the Freaker freeway, charmed Iron Mike (hopefully), and now comes the moment of truth. The Chicago Chopper will set you back a cool 2,250 credits. That's a hefty chunk of change, but trust me, this weapon is a Freaker-shredding investment.
Subheading: Can't Afford It Right Now? Don't Sweat It
Look, maybe you're a little light on the credit card balance. No worries! Here's what you can do:
- Bounty Hunt: Those Ripper scum ain't gonna whack themselves, y'know? Take down some bounties and watch those credits roll in.
- Loot Like a Champ: Keep your eyes peeled for hidden caches and don't be afraid to relieve some Freakers of their (admittedly limited) possessions. Every bit counts!
And there you have it, folks! With a little perseverance and maybe a few close calls with Freaker hordes, you'll be the proud owner of the Chicago Chopper. Now get out there and show those Freakers who's boss...just try not to go too ham on the ammo, alright? After all, bullets don't exactly grow on trees (or in this case, mutated blueberry bushes).
