Calling All Gun Nuts (And Ashley, Probably): How to Unleash the Fury of the Chicago Sweeper in RE4 Remake
You've battled your way through hordes of Ganados, dodged (or not-so-dodged) exploding barrels, and somehow managed to keep Ashley from becoming a permanent resident of Spain. But there's one thing missing in your RE4 arsenal: a weapon so powerful, it makes a village of pitchfork-wielding farmers look like a knitting circle. That's right, we're talking about the legendary Chicago Sweeper.
This submachine gun isn't just for show, folks. It's a bullet-spewing beast that'll leave El Gigante begging for mercy (and maybe a pedicure, those feet are rough). But getting your hands on this prized possession ain't for the faint of heart, or for those who enjoy a leisurely stroll through the Spanish countryside.
Gearing Up for Greatness (and Probably Some Near-Death Experiences)
Here's the lowdown on acquiring the Chicago Sweeper:
1. Become the Master of Difficulty: Professional Mode
Think beating the game on Normal was tough? Buckle up, buttercup, because Professional mode is here to test your every RE4 skill. Enemies hit harder, ammo becomes a precious commodity, and those regenerating regenerating regenerating Regenerators will make you question your life choices.
Pro-Tip: Unless you're a masochist dressed in a Leon S. Kennedy cosplay (hey, no judgement!), it's recommended to at least complete the game once on a lower difficulty to get a feel for things.
2. Speed Demon or Completionist? The A-Rank Race
On top of the Professional difficulty hurdle, you'll also need to snag an A-Rank to unlock the Sweeper. This means completing the campaign in under 7 hours. Now, some folks are speedrunning ninjas who can dodge a Krauser suplex blindfolded. But for the rest of us mere mortals, there's always the option to grab all those hidden treasures and upgrade your weapons (because let's face it, you'll need all the help you can get).
Sub-heading: A-Rank Tips 'n' Tricks
- Knife it Up: That trusty combat knife can be surprisingly effective against weaker enemies, especially early on. Save your precious bullets for the tougher foes.
- Merchant Friend, Merchant Foe: The Merchant might gouge you on prices, but he's also your best friend for selling unwanted items and grabbing essential upgrades. Stock up on first-aid sprays and that sweet, sweet rocket launcher for El Gigante (because trust me, you'll want it).
- Ashley: Annoying or Advantage? Ashley can be a liability, sure, but use her to your advantage! Let her take down some enemies while you focus on tougher targets. Just make sure she doesn't get grabbed – nobody wants another Ashley-traumatized Leon.
3. Victory Lap and Spoils of War
Conquer Professional mode with an A-Rank and what do you get? Bragging rights? PTSD from exploding barrels? Yes, and yes, but most importantly, you'll finally have access to the Chicago Sweeper in the Typewriter Storage. Now go forth and unleash a torrent of lead upon your enemies!
Remember: The Chicago Sweeper might be a powerhouse, but ammo isn't exactly infinite. Use it wisely and you'll be a walking nightmare for any Ganado unfortunate enough to cross your path. So grab that Sweeper, crank up the action music, and get ready to paint the Spanish countryside red (or green, or blue, depending on what kind of Ganado blood you prefer).
