You Want a Chicago Typewriter in Your RE4 Xbox One? Hold Onto Your Stetson!
Ah, the Chicago Typewriter. The dream of every Ganado-busting agent, the bane of Verdugo existence, and a weapon so awesome, it practically writes its own fan-fiction. But how do you, a Leon S. Kennedy in the making, get this marvel of engineering in your eager hands on the Xbox One version of Resident Evil 4? Well, partner, strap yourself in for a ride wilder than a chainsaw Ganado on Red Bull.
Here's the Lowdown (No Ashley Required)
First things first, forget about buying this beauty off the shelf. Unlike that fancy knife you got from your uncle, the Chicago Typewriter doesn't come with a price tag (well, not exactly). You gotta earn it. That means conquering a secret mission so classified, it makes Umbrella Corporation look like a PTA bake sale.
Introducing "Separate Ways": Your Ticket to Typewriter Town
This secret mission, my friend, is called "Separate Ways." Here, you take control of Ada Wong, everyone's favorite enigmatic lady in red. Unlike Leon, who spends his time dodging chompers and rescuing Ashley, Ada's got her own agenda, and it involves a whole lot of sneaking and stylish suit-fu.
Conquering "Separate Ways": Not a Walk in the Park, But Easier Than Escaping Krauser
Now, "Separate Ways" ain't exactly a walk in the park. You'll face puzzles, dodge enemies, and maybe even question your own fashion sense compared to Ada's. But fear not! It's definitely easier than wrestling your way out of Krauser's clutches.
Behold! The Glorious Chicago Typewriter (But There's a Catch)
Once you conquer "Separate Ways," high-five yourself and do a victory lap around your living room. You've earned the right to purchase the Chicago Typewriter from the merchant... for a cool 1,000,000₧ (that's Pesetas, for those who haven't been practicing their Spanish).
Yes, You Read That Right. One Million Pesetas.
Here's the kicker: you gotta save up that dough. Stockpile those treasures, sell those healing herbs you never use (seriously, who needs those?), and maybe even consider taking out a small loan from a shady merchant down in the village (not recommended, but hey, desperate times...).
Tips for a Smoother Typewriter Ride
- Treasure Hunter Extraordinaire: Become a master treasure hunter. Every vase smashed, every crate pummeled is another step closer to typewriter glory.
- Merchant Mastermind: Befriend the merchant. Sell him everything you don't need, and buy only what you absolutely must. Remember, every penny counts!
- New Game Plus: Completed the main story? Start a New Game Plus! You'll carry over your weapons and upgrades, making "Separate Ways" a breeze (and those Ganado even easier to mow down).
Finally Wielding the Typewriter: You're Basically a One-Man Army Now
Congratulations, Agent! You've earned the Chicago Typewriter. Now go forth and unleash a hail of lead that would make even the toughest Ganado reconsider their career choices. Just remember, with great power comes a slightly lighter wallet. But hey, a small price to pay for writing your own RE4 victory story, right?
