Craving Carnage? How to Unleash the Chicago Typewriter in Resident Evil 4 (Original Flavor)
You've blasted your way through hordes of Ganados, dodged (or not-so-dodged) chainsaw-wielding lunatics, and rescued Ashley (hopefully without too many complaints). But something feels...incomplete. Like your arsenal lacks a certain...oomph. Fear not, RE4 enthusiast, for there's a weapon that'll turn you into a walking apocalypse: the legendary Chicago Typewriter.
The Weapon of Mass Reduction (and Merchant Extortion)
This isn't your average pea shooter. The Chicago Typewriter is a rapid-fire tommy gun that chews through enemies like a hangry raccoon through a picnic basket. But acquiring this beastly beauty isn't for the faint of wallet. Get ready to unleash your inner haggle-master, because you'll need a small fortune in Pesetas (that's Spanish moolah, folks).
Step 1: Conquering the Main Course (and a Bonus Round)
First things first, you gotta beat the main story. No shortcuts here, Leon. Embrace the challenge, conquer Las Plagas, and save Ashley (again, hopefully with minimal whining). But hold on to your victory dance! After the credits roll, you'll be prompted to save. This is your golden ticket. Choose the file that says "Cleared Game" - this little nugget unlocks a whole new world of fun (and ridiculously expensive weaponry).
Pro-Tip: While you're at it, complete the mysterious "Assignment Ada" after beating the main story. This cryptic little side mission unlocks a special something for our favorite secret agent later...
Step 2: The Merchant's Shady Shop of Serious Shooters
Now that you're a certified Las Plagas slayer, it's time to find the enigmatic merchant. Keep an eye out for his creepy shack as you progress through your "Cleared Game" playthrough. Once you find him, prepare to wince at the price tag. The Chicago Typewriter will set you back a cool 1,000,000 Pesetas.
Yes, you read that right. A million.
So here's the thing: unless you've been stockpiling treasure like a squirrel with a nut obsession, you're probably facing a serious Pesetas shortage. This is where your inner negotiator comes out. Sell all those useless herbs you've been hoarding (who needs First Aid Spray when you have a tommy gun, right?). Pawn that fancy knife you never used. Heck, maybe even sell Ashley's "gifts" from the villagers (just kidding... mostly).
Step 3: Unleashing Gatling Gun Glory
With your pockets suitably lighter and your trigger finger itchy, buy that beauty. The Chicago Typewriter is yours! Now go forth and unleash a hail of bullets that would make Rambo weep with pride. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility (and a serious ammo bill).
Bonus Fun: Remember that "Assignment Ada" we mentioned earlier? Completing it unlocks the Chicago Typewriter for a much lower price (a measly 300,000 Pesetas) in the "Separate Ways" campaign starring Ada Wong herself.
So there you have it, future monster-slayer! With a little perseverance (and a whole lot of Pesetas), you'll be mowing down Ganados with the fury of a Chicago gangster on a rampage. Now get out there and show those infected suckers what true firepower looks like!
