Calling All Wasteland Wanderers: How to Snag the Notorious Chicago Typewriter in Remnant 2 (Without Getting Yourself Slaughtered)
So you've braved the Root's corruption, tangled with deranged Root monsters, and maybe even questioned your own sanity a few times (it happens to the best of us). Now, the rumors of a legendary weapon, the Chicago Typewriter, have reached your weary ears. A tommy gun that never runs out of ammo? Sign me up! But before you go all John Wick on the nearest horde, there's a bit of a treasure hunt involved.
First Things First: The Labyrinthian Limbo
No Chicago Typewriter for couch potatoes. You gotta get your explorer pants on and delve into the Labyrinth. This twisted maze is where the fun (and frustration) begins. Battle your way through creepy corridors, dodge the questionable fashion choices of the local enemies, and eventually, you'll encounter the imposing Labyrinth Sentinel. Think you can take it? Great! You're one step closer to lead-spewing glory.
Pro Tip: Clemintine, a friendly (-ish) face you'll meet in the Labyrinth, can be a big help. Just don't, you know, accidentally vaporize her with a stray bullet.
Here's the not-so-secret secret: Once you've dealt with the Sentinel and activated all the Labyrinth's portals, you'll need a little something extra - the Biome Portal Key. This nifty key unlocks a hidden pathway to the real prize.
The Hidden Path: Parkour Through Peril (Maybe)
Now comes the tricky part. Head to the Fractured Ingress checkpoint. Remember those cool stone bridges? Yeah, well, there's more to them than meets the eye. Look behind the portal on the right after you cross the bridges. See that tiny ledge? That's your ticket to tommy gun paradise. Just a heads up: This might involve a daring leap of faith (or a strategically timed dodge button press, depending on your risk tolerance).
Congratulations, you've found the hidden portal! Now, don't get too excited. There's another, even more hidden portal below this one. Just a casual jump into the abyss, no big deal.
Through the looking glass (well, portal): You'll find yourself on a small platform with yet another portal. This one leads you to a secret area - almost there!
The Grand Finale: The Chicago Typewriter Awaits!
Look around for an entrance and head inside. Take a left, climb that conveniently placed rock face, and resist the urge to jump down the next portal (trust me on this one). Instead, climb the ledge to your right and take a flying leap across.
Finally! You've reached the golden portal. Use your hard-earned Biome Portal Key, and prepare to meet your new best friend - the Chicago Typewriter. This beauty is nestled snugly in a crate, ready to unleash a torrent of bullets on anything unfortunate enough to cross your path.
So there you have it! With a little perseverance, and maybe a few near-death experiences, you're now the proud owner of a legendary weapon. Now go forth and waste-land wanderers, spread some lead-filled cheer!
