Craving Chicago Typewriter? How to snag this end-of-game eraser (without crying)
Ah, the Chicago Typewriter. The bane of Ganado hordes, the dream of every ammo-starved Leon S. Kennedy. This tommy gun fires faster than a lickety-split tongue twister and packs a punch that'd make even The Rock reconsider his turtleneck collection. But how, dear reader, do you get your hands on this legendary weapon? Well, fret no more, because this guide is here to turn you from a lowly peasant with a pea shooter to a walking apocalypse with a writing implement of mass destruction.
The Merchant's a Friend...For a Price
First things first, forget dusty attics and hidden treasure chests. The Chicago Typewriter isn't some relic from a bygone era. No, it's a premium item courtesy of your not-so-local merchant, that shady dude with the endless supply of weaponry (and questionable morals). But here's the rub: he won't just hand it over like a complimentary bag of peanuts. You gotta work for it, soldier.
Pro tip: Be nice to the merchant! He might just throw in some free healing herbs out of pity...or maybe not.
New Game? No way, Jose!
Now, you might be thinking, "Hey, this seems simple enough. I'll just blast through the game and buy that bad boy, easy peasy." Hold your horses, there, partner. The Chicago Typewriter isn't available right off the bat. You gotta prove you've got the guts (and the trigger finger) to survive a zombie apocalypse. Here's the lowdown:
- Beat the main story: This is a no-brainer. You gotta see Leon punch a giant bug in the face at least once, right?
- Load that cleared save: Don't get all excited and start a new game just yet. You gotta load that sweet, cleared save file where you basked in the glory of victory (and maybe a little survivor's guilt).
But wait, there's more! There are actually two ways to unlock the Chicago Typewriter, depending on your level of dedication (and sanity):
Option A: The "I like Challenges" Route
For the thrill-seekers out there, this option is for you. You gotta complete the game on Professional difficulty with an A-rank. That means beating the game in under 7 hours and keeping your health topped up (good luck with that chainsaw dude!). This might sound crazy, but hey, the Chicago Typewriter is worth the bragging rights, amirite?
Sub-heading: Sanity Not Included
This route is not for the faint of heart. Be prepared for some serious controller-throwing moments and maybe a few choice words directed at those pesky Ganados. But hey, if you manage to pull it off, you'll be a legend among your gamer buddies (and possibly slightly sleep-deprived).
Option B: The "I just want the dang typewriter" Route
Let's face it, not everyone has the time or patience to become a Resident Evil speedrunner. For the more casual Leon wannabes, there's a slightly less rage-inducing option. Here's what you gotta do:
- Beat the "Separate Ways" scenario: This is a special side story featuring everyone's favorite femme fatale, Ada Wong. Complete her little adventure, and you'll be one step closer to Chicago Typewriter glory.
- Load that cleared save (again): Yep, rinse and repeat the save file loading trick. It's like a magic password to the merchant's secret stash.
Congratulations! You've unlocked the ability to buy the Chicago Typewriter! (But remember, you still gotta cough up a cool 1,000,000 pesetas. Merchant ain't running a charity shop, folks.)
There you have it, my friends. With a little perseverance (and maybe a lot of headshot practice), you'll be mowing down Ganados like a lawnmower on steroids. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility (and a serious dent in your wallet). Now go forth and conquer those plagas-ridden villages, just try not to get bitten...too much.
