So You Wanna Be Florida's Finest (Concealed Carry Edition, Baby!)
Thinking about strapping on a holster and becoming a walking sentinel of sunshine? Well, hold your horses (or metaphorical gators) there, partner. Packing heat in the Sunshine State requires a Concealed Weapons License (CWL), and getting one ain't exactly like picking up a pack of smokes. But fear not, fellow Floridian firearm enthusiast! This here guide will have you navigating the permit process smoother than a greased alligator wrestling a tourist.
Step One: You Ain't Exactly Crocodile Dundee (Eligibility Check)
First things first, alligator wrangler wannabe: are you even eligible? Don't waste your valuable beach time waiting in line if you can't qualify. Head over to the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services website and take their quick quiz. You'll know in a flash if you're CWL material.
Step Two: Giddy Up for Gun Class (Training Time)
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Think John Wayne just winged it? Wrong! Florida mandates a certified concealed carry course. This ain't just about learning which end goes bang, folks. We're talking gun safety, Florida laws, and the all-important "when to shoot" and "when to GTFO" scenarios. So grab your boots (or flip-flops, it's Florida) and get yourself to a qualified instructor.
Step Three: Don't Be a Space Cadet (Application Time)
Now that you're a certified badass (at least on paper), it's application time. You can do this online or in person at your county tax collector's office. Be warned: there might be a line, so pack some sunscreen and maybe a copy of "Guns & Ammo Weekly" to impress the folks ahead of you.
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Step Four: The Waiting Game (Fingerprints and Background Checks)
Once you've submitted your application and paid the fee (it ain't cheap, so skip the avocado toast this week), it's time to play the waiting game. The state will run a background check and make sure your fingerprints aren't on any wanted posters. This can take a while, so channel your inner zen master and avoid the temptation to call Tallahassee every five minutes.
Step Five: Hallelujah, You're Licensed to Pack Heat (Receiving Your Permit)
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The mail finally arrives, and there it is - your very own Florida CWL! Now you can legally carry concealed (concealed being the operative word, folks).
Bonus Tip: Don't be that guy who forgets they have a permit and accidentally trips the metal detector at Disney World. Not a good look.
How-To FAQ for the Aspiring Florida Firearm Fanatic
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How long does it take to get a CWL? The wait can vary, but generally, it takes 60-90 days after your application is submitted.
How much does a CWL cost? The application fee is $97, with a possible additional convenience fee depending on your county.
How do I find a qualified concealed carry course? The Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services website has a list of instructors.
How often do I need to renew my CWL? Florida CWLs are valid for seven years.
How can I learn more about Florida's gun laws? The Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services website is a great resource.
Remember, with a great CWL comes great responsibility. Handle your firearm safely and legally, and above all, have fun out there! Just maybe avoid brandishing your new permit at a Publix for a discount on mangoes.
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