So You Want to Become a Dollar General Landlord? A Hilarious (But Useful) Guide
Let's face it, inheriting a plot of land is pretty darn exciting. Visions of sprawling mansions or maybe a luxurious llama farm dance in your head. But then reality hits – you're about as likely to become a llama whisperer as you are to win the lottery. Fear not, fellow land baron (or baroness)! There's a hidden gem in the world of commercial real estate, and its name is Dollar General.
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| How To Get Dollar General To Build On Your Land |
Why Dollar General? Let me count the ways... (well, at least two)
- They're practically multiplying like discount tribbles! Dollar General is on a mission to bring everyday essentials (and impulse buys you never knew you needed) to every corner of America. This means opportunity for the savvy landowner with a plot of, well, land.
- Relatively painless tenants (unless you count the rogue shopping cart battalion). Unlike some high-maintenance retailers, Dollar General is known for being a reliable tenant with long-term leases. Plus, who wouldn't want to be the hero who brings affordable toothpaste and questionable seasonal decorations to the neighborhood?
But Wait, There's More! How to Make Your Land the Dollar General Promised Land
Here's the not-so-secret secret: Dollar General has a specific type of land in mind. Don't worry, it's not guarded by land-loving mythical creatures (although that might be fun). Here's what they're looking for:
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- High Visibility: Think crossroads, busy streets – basically, anywhere with a good chance of people spotting those enticing yellow signs.
- Decent Size: We're not talking about a shoebox-sized plot here. Dollar General needs room to sprawl (well, sprawl-ish) and offer their discount bounty.
- Zoning Compatibility: This is where things can get a little technical. You'll need to make sure your land is zoned for commercial use – retail in this case. Think of it as your land's decoder ring; it needs to be set to "Dollar General Welcome."
Pro Tip: Don't be afraid to toot your land's horn! While Dollar General has its own scouting crew, reaching out to their real estate team directly can't hurt.
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So You've Snagged a Dollar General! Now What?
Congratulations! You're about to embark on a thrilling (and hopefully lucrative) journey as a landlord. Here's a sneak peek at what awaits:
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- Lease Negotiation: This is where you get to play hardball (metaphorically, of course). Get yourself a good lawyer (because legalese can be a real doozy) and negotiate a lease that works for you.
- Construction Time: Brace yourself for the temporary transformation of your land. Hard hats, bulldozers, and the promise of a shiny new Dollar General will soon become your reality.
Remember: Patience is a virtue, especially during construction. But hey, think of the grand opening – free samples and the undeniable satisfaction of being the discount retail king (or queen) of your domain!
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How-To FAQ for the Aspiring Dollar General Landlord
- How To Contact Dollar General Real Estate? Head over to their website (https://investor.dollargeneral.com/) and look for their real estate contact information.
- How To Check Your Land's Zoning? Contact your local zoning department. They'll be happy to tell you what your land is zoned for and if a commercial rezoning is possible (although that's a whole different process).
- How To Prepare for Lease Negotiation? Talk to a lawyer specializing in commercial real estate. They'll help you understand the legalese and ensure you get a fair deal.
- How To Survive Construction? Ear plugs and a good sense of humor are your best friends.
- How To Celebrate Your New Dollar General? Stock up on discount candy and have a ribbon-cutting ceremony (with discount ribbon, of course)!
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