So You Wanna Be Florida's Most Committed Roommate? A Guide to Domestic Partnerships
Ah, Florida. Land of sunshine, questionable fashion choices, and apparently, a surprisingly progressive domestic partnership program! That's right, folks, even if Mickey and Minnie can't quite tie the knot, you and your special someone can achieve a level of commitment that goes beyond sharing a Netflix account. But before you dust off those matching fanny packs, here's the lowdown on becoming Florida's most official roommate.
Are You Two "Double-Mint Gum" or "More Like Sour Patch Kids?"
First things first, domestic partnerships are for committed couples, not just bros who like to split the cable bill. You gotta be 18 years old or older, not married (duh), and definitely not blood-related to your partner. Think Ross and Rachel – definitely not domestic partnership material (sorry, we still haven't gotten over that whole "we were on a break" thing).
You also gotta be living together and singing show tunes in the shower like it's your own personal Broadway production. This means a mutual residence, folks. No weekending at your parents' place while claiming your partner's swanky apartment – that's domestic partnership fraud, and it's not a good look.
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Okay, We're Practically Inhalers – Now What?
Each county in Florida might have slightly different processes, but generally, you'll need to fill out a domestic partnership declaration form. Get it notarized – because apparently, just your word and your undying love aren't enough for the state. Some counties even have online applications, so you can skip the trip to the courthouse and do it in your pajamas (because, let's be honest, that's probably what you'll be wearing most of the time anyway). There's usually a fee involved, so be prepared to shell out a few bucks – think of it as an investment in your newfound domestic-partnership glory.
Congratulations! You're Basically Married-Light!
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Once you've got your official certificate (and maybe some celebratory margaritas), you'll enjoy some sweet perks like hospital visitation rights and the ability to make medical decisions for your partner if needed. You might even get discounts on stuff – who knows, maybe twin jet skis are on sale for registered domestic partners only! (Okay, that last part might be a stretch, but hey, a man can dream).
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| How To Get A Domestic Partnership In Florida |
FAQs:
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How to know if I'm eligible for a domestic partnership in Florida?
- You and your partner must be 18 years old or older, not married, not related by blood, and share a residence.
How to find the domestic partnership application for my county?
- A quick Google search for "[your county name] domestic partnership" should do the trick!
How much does it cost to register as domestic partners in Florida?
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- The fee varies by county, but expect to pay somewhere between $30 and $76.
How long does it take to get a domestic partnership in Florida?
- Processing times can vary, but it usually takes a few weeks.
How to dissolve a domestic partnership in Florida?
- Each county might have a specific process, but it generally involves filing a termination form with the clerk of the court.
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