You Wanna Get Tossed? A Guide to Earning Your Early Shower in MLB The Show
Let's face it, folks, sometimes baseball gets a little... sleepy. You're cruising along, pounding dingers and racking up Ks, but then... YAWN. Where's the drama? The spice? Enter the glorious ejection, a virtual baseball brawl that injects some much-needed chaos into your perfectly pleasant game.
But how do you achieve this glorious ejection? How do you become the hottest head in the stadium, leaving announcers sputtering and fans in a frenzy? Buckle up, because we're about to take a crash course in getting yourself kicked out of MLB The Show.
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| How To Get Ejected In Mlb The Show |
Step 1: Become the Beanball King (or Queen)
There's a reason they call it "throwing heat." Fire fastballs right at the batter's dome with reckless abandon. Aim high, aim low, heck, aim for the bleachers if you're feeling frisky. Remember, folks, this is a video game. No real batters were harmed in the making of this ejection.
QuickTip: Re-reading helps retention.
Pro Tip: Pitching to a known hothead batter increases your chances of an early exit. Just don't be surprised if your teammates start giving you the stink-eye. Sorry, Troy, collateral damage!
Step 2: Unleash Your Inner Umpire Whisperer (Shouter?)
Look, we all know blue is a tough color to wear, but that doesn't mean every call goes against you. However, when it does... LET IT RIP! Channel your inner umpire critic, because apparently, yours has never seen a strike zone in his life. Scuffle with the calls, throw your hands up in disbelief, argue like you're defending your last slice of pizza.
QuickTip: Focus more on the ‘how’ than the ‘what’.
Remember: Keep it classy (kind of). We don't want a permanent vacation from the league, just a quick trip to the showers.
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Step 3: Embrace the Dark Side of Showmanship
Let's face it, a little theatricality never hurt anyone (except maybe your team's morale). Slam your glove down like you just witnessed the worst call in baseball history. Kick some virtual dirt (because apparently, all ballparks come with built-in tantrum zones). Heck, if you're feeling particularly spicy, throw a mini-bat tantrum worthy of a two-year-old. The more dramatic, the better!
QuickTip: Read line by line if it’s complex.
Bonus Points: If you can manage to get your catcher or a teammate involved in the kerfuffle, that's a surefire way to escalate things and get yourself that coveted ejection.
You've Been Ejected! Congratulations!
So there you have it! You've successfully gotten yourself the boot from the game. Pat yourself on the back, because you've achieved peak baseball chaos. Just remember, this might not be the best strategy for winning championships, but hey, at least it's entertaining, right?
Tip: Don’t skip the details — they matter.
FAQ:
- How to get ejected quickly? Focus on throwing at batters. It's the express lane to Ejectionville.
- How to avoid getting ejected by your manager? Maybe ease off on the theatrics. A little goes a long way.
- How to get my teammates to join my ejection party? Lead by example! Show them your passion (and questionable decision-making skills).
- How do I know if I'm close to getting ejected? Unfortunately, there's no built-in "ejection meter." Just use your best judgment and avoid going full meltdown.
- How do I get back in the game after getting ejected? Well, you don't. But hey, at least you made a scene, right?
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