From Flaxseed to Flabulous: A Guide to Beefing Up CJ in GTA San Andreas
Let's face it, Carl "CJ" Johnson wasn't exactly rocking a bodybuilder physique when we first met him in GTA San Andreas. More like a scrawny dude who could probably outrun a gust of wind. But fear not, fellow gamer gourmands, because this guide will have CJ looking like he raided the buffet at the Wynn in no time!
Packing on the Pounds: A Culinary Adventure
There's a reason they call it "San Andreas." We're talking sunshine, beaches, and enough fast food to make your cholesterol weep tears of joy. Here's your meal plan for becoming a walking Big Smoke reference:
- Burger Bonanza: Cluckin' Bell's "Mega Pack" is your new best friend. Just avoid that awkward eleventh one... trust us, your insides will thank you.
- Pizza Party: Well Stacked Pizza's Large Family pie is a gut-buster in the best way possible. Though, sharing might be a good idea unless you want to reenact that scene from "Willy Wonka."
- The Sundae Solution: Because, let's be honest, ice cream is practically a health food, right?
Pro Tip: Don't forget the fries! They're practically vegetables... deep-fried vegetables, but vegetables nonetheless.
Exercise? We Don't Know Her
Forget the gym! Running and swimming will only burn off those delicious calories you've been working so hard to consume. Stick to the couch, maybe watch some commercials for more food inspiration.
Seriously though, for those who like a challenge, building both muscle and fat is possible. But that's a story for another overstuffed… I mean, another day.
The Sartorial Struggle of a Larger Lad
Look, CJ's clothes might get a little snug as he expands. But hey, who needs baggy clothes when you've got pure, unadulterated beefcake confidence?
Unless you absolutely must (gasp) change, try out some cheat codes for some... shall we say, more spacious attire.
So You Want to Be a Big Boy?
FAQ:
- How to tell if I'm getting fat? Easy! Running feels like wading through molasses, and your character model starts to resemble a pear.
- Can I get too fat? Not really, but there is a point of diminishing returns. You'll be slow and clumsy, which isn't ideal for, you know, all the crime-fighting you do.
- How do I lose weight if I go overboard? Exercise, which we briefly mentioned earlier. Or you could just wait a while, CJ will eventually slim down on his own (sad face).
- Is there a health benefit to being fat? In GTA San Andreas? Not really. But hey, at least you'll look intimidating!
- Is there a cheat code for instant weight gain? Sadly, no. But there are cheat codes for other fun stuff. You're welcome.