You've Got That Sneezy Feeling: Finding Free COVID Tests in California (Without Selling a Kidney)
Let's face it, California dreamin' these days might involve waking up with a cough that sounds like a mariachi band audition. Fear not, fellow crusaders for good health! There are ways to snag a free COVID test kit without, you know, resorting to pawning your favorite avocado toast maker.
Free COVID Tests Delivered to Your Door: The Government Wants You (Just Not Literally)
Yup, that's right! Uncle Sam is still in the free test-giving game. Head over to covidtests.gov and place your order for four whole COVID tests. They'll be delivered by the friendly neighborhood mail carrier, so channel your inner mailbox detective skills for their arrival. This is a one-time offer per household, so stock up strategically, friends.
Insider Tip: If you're worried about the tests expiring before you use them, check the FDA website** for updates on extended expiration dates. Because hey, who wants a test that's past its prime when you're dodging the sniffles?
Robin Hood in Disguise: Finding Free Tests in Your Community
Maybe you need a test right now and can't wait for the mailman to do his salsa routine. Fear not, for California has a surprising number of free test providers lurking in the shadows. Here's where to look:
- Schools: If you have little germ factories at home (affectionate term, of course), check with their school district**. Some schools offer free testing for students and staff.
- Community Organizations: Food banks, libraries, and even some faith-based groups might have free tests available**. Call ahead to confirm, because nobody wants to show up for a free test and get schooled on the Dewey Decimal System instead.
- Local Pharmacies: Some pharmacies, like Walgreens, offer free PCR tests you can take home**. Double-check if insurance is required before you head over.
Remember: This list isn't exhaustive. Do some online sleuthing to see what free testing options are available in your area.
Free COVID Tests: FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions, for Those Who Didn't Pay Attention in School)
How to find free COVID testing locations near me?
The California Department of Public Health has a resource page that lists various free testing options.
How to order free COVID tests online?
Head over to covidtests.gov to place your order.
How many free COVID tests can I get online?
Each household in the US is eligible for one order of four free COVID tests.
How long does it take to get free COVID tests delivered?
Delivery time for online orders can take anywhere from 7-12 days.
What type of COVID tests are available for free?
The free tests available online are rapid antigen tests that you can take at home.
