Conquering the Concrete Jungle: Your (Hopefully) Hilarious Guide to Getting from LGA to Manhattan by Subway
So, you've touched down at LaGuardia, eager to wrestle with the Big Apple. But here's the thing, friend: between you and the bright lights of Broadway lies the MTA subway system, a labyrinth of steel and screeching announcements that could leave even the bravest adventurer feeling a tad intimidated. Fear not, fellow traveler! With this guide, you'll be navigating the subway like a seasoned New Yorker in no time (well, maybe not that fast, but definitely without getting lost).
 |
| How To Get From Lga To Manhattan By Subway |
Step 1: Befriending the LaGuardia Link (a.k.a. Your Free Ticket to Freedom)
Forget hailing a cab or wrestling with ride-sharing apps. Your first order of business is the magical LaGuardia Link, the Q70 bus that whisks you away from the airport absolutely free. Look for the bright red bus with "LaGuardia Link" proudly displayed – it can't be missed (unless you're jet-lagged, but hey, we've all been there). This trusty steed zooms directly to the Jackson Heights-Roosevelt Avenue subway station, your gateway to Manhattan.
Tip: Skim only after you’ve read fully once.
Pro Tip: Download the MTA app to track the bus's arrival time in real-time. No more curbside nail-biting!
Note: Skipping ahead? Don’t miss the middle sections.
Step 2: The Glorious MetroCard (or How Not to Get Ejected at Rush Hour)
Now you're at the station. Deep breaths. You've got this. But how do you, a mere subway mortal, pay the toll? Enter the MetroCard, your key to unlocking the city's underground network. You can grab one from a vending machine at the station and reload it with some cash. Remember, just tapping your card on the reader is all it takes to avoid the wrath of the MTA fare police (they're real, and they will judge you silently).
Tip: Don’t just glance — focus.
Important Note: Hold onto that MetroCard! It's good for multiple rides within a certain timeframe, so don't waste money buying a new one every time.
QuickTip: A quick skim can reveal the main idea fast.
Step 3: Deciphering the Subway Lines (They Don't Bite... Usually)
Alright, here comes the slightly confusing part: choosing a train. The Jackson Heights-Roosevelt Avenue station is a hub for several lines that can take you to Manhattan. Here's a crash course:
- The E, M, F trains: These guys are your express options, blasting you towards Midtown and Downtown Manhattan in a blur. Perfect if you're short on time and patience for local stops (because let's be honest, sometimes those platforms get a little... lively).
- The 7 train: This one takes a more leisurely stroll through Queens before hitting Manhattan. Great for sightseeing (or catching up on some shut-eye after your flight).
Don't worry, there are signs and friendly (sometimes) MTA employees who can help you pick the right train. Just remember, follow the signs for your chosen line and make sure you're on the platform going towards Manhattan (unless you really want to explore Queens, which is awesome too, but that's a story for another day).
Step 4: Emerging Victorious (and Hopefully Not Too Sweaty)
Congratulations! You've braved the subway and emerged victorious on the other side. Now, high-five yourself and head out to conquer the city!
 |
Bonus Tip: Pack some snacks and water for the ride. Subway delays are a thing, and hanger is no joke in the concrete jungle.
FAQ: You've Got Questions, We've Got (Hopefully) Hilarious Answers
-
How do I know which train to take?
Think speed vs. sightseeing. Express trains get you there faster, locals let you enjoy the (ahem) scenery. -
What if I get lost?
Don't panic! Most New Yorkers are surprisingly helpful (sometimes). Ask someone for directions, or use the handy dandy MTA app to navigate. -
Is it safe on the subway?
Generally, yes. Just stay aware of your surroundings and keep your valuables close. -
Will I understand the subway announcements?
Let's be honest, probably not all of them. But the important ones (like your stop) are usually repeated. -
What if I accidentally swipe my MetroCard twice?
Take a deep breath and resist the urge to scream. Unfortunately, there's no way to get that extra fare back. Just consider it a donation to the ever-growing collection of lost socks in the subway tunnels (it's a thing,
 |
