So You Wanna Be a Gun-Slinging Citizen (of Illinois, at Least): A (Mostly) Painless Guide to Getting Your FOID Card
Let's face it, the whole Wild West gunslinger thing might not be your style (thankfully, for everyone involved). But maybe you're looking to target shoot, protect your home, or, hey, you just inherited grandpa's old hunting rifle and don't want the cops called when you pull it out of the attic (don't worry, grandpa wouldn't want that either). In any case, if you're an Illinois resident with a hankering for some harmless (or hopefully harmless) firearms fun, you're gonna need a FOID card.
FOID Card? More Like "Friend" Card, Am I Right?
Almost! The Firearm Owner's Identification card is basically your passport to the world of legal gun ownership in Illinois. Don't have one? No dice on buying that shiny new shotgun or stocking up on ammo. But fear not, my trigger-happy friend (or soon-to-be friend), getting a FOID card is actually a pretty straightforward process, assuming you're not, you know, a supervillain or anything.
The Great FOID Card Quest: A Step-by-Step (with Occasional Jokes) Spectacular
Channel Your Inner Sherlock Holmes: The first step is figuring out if you're even eligible. The Illinois State Police have a handy dandy checklist [they really do call it that] to make sure you're not a fugitive or a danger to yourself or others. Think things like: no felonies, no recent drug busts, and you haven't been waving a gun around in a domestic dispute (yikes!). Basically, be a law-abiding citizen and you're golden.
Embrace the Power of the Internet: Once you've established your lack of supervillain tendencies, it's time to apply online. Yes, you can actually do this from the comfort of your couch in your pajamas (just make sure they aren't, like, shooting-range themed pajamas. That might be a tad much). The Illinois State Police website [again, very official sounding] has everything you need.
Paperwork? We Don't Need No Stinking Paperwork (Actually, You Kinda Do): There will be some forms to fill out, but hey, at least you're not stuck waiting in line at the DMV. You'll also need a recent photo, so maybe skip the crazy hair day for this one.
The Waiting Game (Because Drama): After you submit your application, it's time to twiddle your thumbs and wait. The processing time can vary, but it usually takes a few weeks. Don't worry, they won't be sending out carrier pigeons with your FOID card (although that would be pretty cool).
FOID Card in Hand! Time to Celebrate (Responsibly): Once your FOID card arrives, you're officially a legal gun owner in Illinois! Now, before you go all Rambo, remember: with great power comes great responsibility. Take a gun safety course, learn how to properly handle and store your firearm, and, most importantly, have fun (safely)!
FAQ
How to check the status of my FOID card application?
You can check the status of your application online on the Illinois State Police website.
How long does it take to get a FOID card?
Processing times can vary, but it usually takes a few weeks.
How much does it cost to get a FOID card?
The current fee for a FOID card is $15.
How do I renew my FOID card?
You can renew your FOID card online or by mail.
How do I report a lost or stolen FOID card?
You can report a lost or stolen FOID card online or by contacting the Illinois State Police.
