So You Want to Become a Sheriff of Your Own Domain: A (Slightly Tongue-in-Cheek) Guide to No Trespassing in Washington
Let's face it, nobody enjoys unwanted guests – especially the kind who leave behind a trail of muddy footprints or mysteriously multiplied gnomes in your garden (looking at you, Gerald). If you're a homeowner in Washington state tired of trespassers turning your property into a shortcut or a personal buffet for rogue squirrels, then a No Trespass Order might be your knight in shining armor (or at least a deputy in a squad car).
But before you start wielding a neon sign that reads "This Lawn Protected by Dragons" (tempting, though it may be), there are a few things you need to know.
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| How To Get A No Trespass Order In Washington State |
The No-So-Secret Weapon: The No Trespass Warning
Think of a No Trespass Warning as a polite, "Hey, buddy, this isn't your living room" kind of notice. It's a written document informing the trespasser that they're no longer welcome on your property and any future visits will be considered a criminal offense.
Here's the beauty part: Washington State actually allows authorized officers (think law enforcement or security personnel) to issue these warnings. Bonus points if you can convince them to deliver it with the gravitas of a judge sentencing a particularly pesky parking violator.
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However, there's a catch (there's always a catch, isn't there?): A No Trespass Warning is only valid for 60 days, unless...
Cue the Dramatic Music: ...the trespasser violates it twice within a year. Then, my friend, you get the big cheese: a year-long No Trespass Warning Notice.
From "Warning" to "Whammy": Enforcing Your No Trespass Territory
Now, if someone ignores your No Trespass Warning like an unwelcome fruitcake at Christmas, that's when the real fun begins (by fun, we mean contacting law enforcement). At this point, the trespasser can be charged with criminal trespass, which can come with some not-so-fun consequences like fines and even jail time.
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Remember: Having a No Trespassing Warning or Notice is a great deterrent, but it's not an invisible fence. Law enforcement needs to be involved to make it enforceable.
Frequently Asked Trespasser Troubles (FAQ):
How to write a No Trespass Warning?
While you can't issue an official No Trespass Warning yourself, you can draft a document stating the person is no longer welcome and keep it for your records.
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How do I get an authorized officer to issue a No Trespass Warning?
Contact your local law enforcement agency or security personnel (if applicable to your property).
How long does a No Trespass Order last?
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There's no official "No Trespass Order" in Washington. You get No Trespass Warnings valid for 60 days or one year depending on the circumstances.
What if the trespasser is someone I know?
The process remains the same. Trespassing is trespassing, regardless of the relationship.
Can I booby-trap my property to deter trespassers?
Absolutely not! This is a giant legal no-no and could result in serious injury (and possibly even legal trouble for you). Leave the booby traps to Indiana Jones.
So there you have it! With a little know-how and a dash of sheriff-like determination, you can transform your property from a trespasser's playground to a haven of peace (or at least deter them from using your prized petunias as a salad bar). Remember, a No Trespass Warning is a powerful tool, but use it wisely, and by all means, keep things civil (unless Gerald keeps multiplying those gnomes).
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