So You're Stuck in the Boston Subway...With Infected Everywhere? Don't Panic (Too Much)!
Let's face it, folks, the Boston T wasn't exactly known for its luxury experience pre-apocalypse. But trust me, navigating the flooded tunnels crawling with Clickers is a whole new level of "commuter nightmare." But fear not, fellow survivors! This handy guide will have you saying "adios" to those dank tunnels faster than you can say "one-way ticket to nope-ville."
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| How To Get Out Of The Subway In The Last Of Us |
Step 1: Embrace Your Inner Mermaid (...Maybe Not)
Yes, you heard that right. You're gonna get wet. Think of it as a refreshing post-apocalyptic swim – minus the chlorine and pool toys (unless you count those bloated Bloaters floating around). There's a submerged passage you gotta navigate, so digging out your floaties is not recommended. Just grab your trusty shiv and get ready to take the plunge!
Pro-Tip: If you're feeling peckish, maybe avoid those glowing mushrooms down there. Pretty sure they're not on the recommended food pyramid for surviving a fungal apocalypse.
Step 2: Become Ellie's Personal Tugboat (But Cooler)
Remember your travel companion, Ellie? Yeah, she's (unfortunately) not the most Michael Phelps-esque swimmer. This is where you come in, channeling your inner aquatic beast and becoming Ellie's personal ferry. Luckily, there's a handy pallet floating around. Just think of it as your post-apocalyptic gondola ride through the River Styx...with less fire and brimstone, hopefully.
QuickTip: Don’t ignore the small print.
Word to the Wise: Maybe avoid singing show tunes while you navigate. Clickers have excellent hearing, and you don't want to attract unwanted attention with your rendition of "My Heart Will Go On."
Step 3: Ascend Like a Post-Apocalyptic Marlin
Once you've reached the other side (and hopefully haven't become Clicker chum), it's time to make a grand escape. Look for a ladder just out of reach. Here's where Ellie comes in handy again. Boost her up like a human catapult and voila! She'll snag that ladder and get you both out of this watery mess.
Victory Lap: High five Ellie, pat yourself on the back for your impressive aquatic skills, and get ready to face whatever horrors await you on dry land. The fun never ends in the apocalypse, right?
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How To Escape the Subway in The Last of Us: FAQ
Q: How do I avoid the Clickers in the subway?
A: Stealth is key! Distract them with bricks or bottles, and avoid making too much noise.
Q: I can't find the ladder! Help!
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A: The ladder is on a wall to the right of the locked exit door. It's a bit dark, so keep your eyes peeled.
Q: Ellie won't get on the pallet! What do I do?
A: Make sure you've pushed the pallet close enough to the ledge for her to climb on.
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Q: Do I have to swim in the subway?
A: Unfortunately, yes. There's no other way around it.
Q: I'm really scared of Clickers! Any advice?
A: Run! Just kidding (mostly). Stick close to Ellie, and use your shiv or Molotovs if things get dicey.
So there you have it! With a little determination, some aquatic acrobatics, and maybe a dash of luck, you'll be out of that creepy subway in no time. Now get out there and survive another day in the apocalypse!
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