The Great Florida Iguana Shuffle: How to Evict These Prehistoric Party Crashers from Your Pool Party
So, you've finally achieved the dream: palm trees swaying in the breeze, a sparkling pool, and...wait, what's that scaly green monstrosity doing cannonballing into your pi�a colada? Yep, welcome to Florida, where iguanas are basically uninvited guests at every pool party. But fear not, fellow Sunshine State citizen, for this guide will turn you into an iguana ninja, ready to politely (or not-so-politely, depending on your eviction strategy) show these Jurassic jousters the exit.
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Operation: No-Free-Lunch Lizard
Iguanas are like toddlers with a serious sweet tooth. They're attracted to yummy fruits and flowers, so the first step is to banish the buffet. Trim back hibiscus bushes, and if you have fruit trees, consider netting them to make the bounty less accessible. This might sound cruel, but hey, they weren't exactly RSVPing for your pool party, were they?
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Fortress Fence: Keeping Out the Scaly Scallywags
Iguanas are impressive climbers, but even Olympian lizards dislike scaling sheer cliffs (or your fence, in this case). Fortify your perimeter with a tall, sturdy fence. And because iguanas are also enthusiastic burrowers, consider adding a foot-deep metal barrier at the base to thwart their underground invasion plans.
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Pro Tip: Add some festive "No Iguanas Allowed" signs to really hammer home the point.
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The Water Gun Shuffle: A Less-Than-Lethal Eviction
Let's face it, sometimes you just need to tell a trespasser to leave. For iguanas, a sharp blast from the water hose is a universally understood message (and way more effective than pleading with them about pool etiquette). Just be warned, these reptilian roommates can be stubborn, so multiple rounds of the water gun shuffle might be necessary.
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Safety Note: While water is a great deterrent, never approach an iguana aggressively. They have a nasty bite and a surprisingly strong whip with their tail.
Operation: Stealth and Capture (For the Truly Desperate)
If you're feeling like Crocodile Dundee, you can attempt the iguana intervention yourself. There are traps available, but be sure to check your local regulations first. Remember, even if you're the ultimate iguana wrangler, relocating them is illegal.
Unless you have a secret island lair (and if you do, can I crash your next pool party?), captured iguanas need to be humanely euthanized. Contact a wildlife removal service or your local animal control for assistance.
How-To FAQs on Florida's Finest Stowaways:
- How to avoid attracting iguanas? Keep your yard free of overgrown foliage, trim fruit trees, and avoid leaving out bowls of leftover pizza (seriously, don't do it).
- How to get rid of iguanas humanely? Water hoses are your friend! Alternatively, call in a professional wildlife removal service.
- How to stop iguanas from digging holes? Fortify your fence line with a metal barrier that extends underground.
- How to keep iguanas out of your pool? A clean, well-maintained pool is less attractive, and a pool cover helps too.
- How to enjoy your pool party in peace? Strategic landscaping, a watchful eye, and a well-placed water gun should do the trick!
With these tips, you'll be well on your way to iguana-free poolside relaxation. Remember, a little planning and, perhaps, a good sense of humor, can go a long way in keeping these prehistoric party crashers at bay. Now, go forth and reclaim your pool paradise!
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