The Great Florida Iguana Invasion: How to Reclaim Your Backyard from Prehistoric Lawn Mower Wannabes
Florida: sunshine, beaches, retirees living their best life...and iguanas. Lots and lots of iguanas. These prehistoric-looking fellas have taken up residence in the Sunshine State, and let's be honest, they can be a bit much. They're like uninvited guests who eat your plants, poop everywhere, and judge you silently from atop your fence. But fear not, fellow Floridian! This guide will equip you with the knowledge (and maybe a pool noodle) to reclaim your backyard from these scaly squatters.
Operation Iguana Eviction: A Multi-Pronged Approach
First things first, understand the enemy. Iguanas are herbivores, meaning they mainly munch on leaves and fruits. This makes your carefully curated landscaping a five-star iguana buffet. To make your yard less appealing, you gotta deprive them of their all-you-can-eat salad. Here's how:
- Plant Kryptonite: Swap your iguana-approved flora for plants they despise. Think spiky bromeliads, prickly holly bushes, or anything that resembles a cactus convention. (Bonus points for plants that smell terrible to iguanas, like lemongrass or curry!)
- Fence Like a Fort Knox: These scaly escape artists can squeeze through surprisingly small gaps. Invest in a sturdy fence, at least 6 feet high, and make sure there are no convenient iguana-sized holes beneath it. (For extra iguana-deterrence, add a rolled-out fence panel at an angle along the bottom, creating a no-man's land for little reptilian feet)
Turning Up the Heat (Literally and Figuratively)
Iguanas are cold-blooded, so they love basking in the sun. Use this to your advantage! Create shaded areas in your yard with umbrellas, awnings, or strategically placed plants. This will make your yard less inviting for sun-worshipping iguanas.
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Alternatively, you can get a bit spicy with deterrents. (Again, consult a professional before using any chemicals!) There are commercially available sprays with a scent that iguanas find offensive. (Just imagine the iguana equivalent of smelling gym socks – enough said!)
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The Last Resort: Eviction Specialists
If all else fails, it's time to call in the professionals. Wildlife removal companies specialize in iguana relocation (important note: relocating them yourself is illegal in most parts of Florida). Just be prepared for some serious iguana wrangling stories!
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How to Avoid Attracting Iguanas in the First Place?
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Easy! Don't leave bowls of fruit salad outside, and avoid overripe fruit falling from your trees. (Iguanas are not above stealing your morning smoothie!)
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How to Catch an Iguana Myself?
It's tempting to play iguana wrangler, but it's best to leave this to the professionals. These guys can get feisty, and trust us, you don't want to be on the wrong end of an iguana tail whip!
How to Tell if I Have Iguanas?
Look for signs of their munching habits – chewed-up leaves and telltale iguana droppings. Also, if you hear something rustling in the bushes that sounds suspiciously like a dinosaur, that's a good indicator.
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How to Annoy Iguanas (Just for Fun)?
While we don't recommend poking fun at wildlife, a strategically placed sprinkler can definitely send an iguana packing with a little spritz of surprise. Just be sure to enjoy the comical dash to the nearest sunning spot from a safe distance!
How to Live Peacefully with Iguanas?
Look, iguanas can be interesting creatures (in a "watching them from afar" kind of way). If their presence isn't causing major problems, you might consider peaceful coexistence. Who knows, maybe you'll develop a mutual respect – you respect their right to exist, and they respect your right to enjoy your yard (minus the poop mountains).
Remember, with a little planning and some creative deterrents, you can turn your backyard back into an iguana-free zone. Now go forth and reclaim your tropical paradise!
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