Calling All Continent-Hoppers: How to Tackle the Trek from Chicago to the Azores (Without Falling in the Atlantic)
So, you've set your sights on the Azores, that volcanic archipelago chilling out in the middle of the Atlantic. You're picturing black sand beaches, steaming thermal pools, and whale watching adventures that would make Moby Dick jealous. But here's the thing, Chicago: there's no magic portal between Wrigley Field and Ponta Delgada. Fear not, fellow adventurer, for this guide will be your compass (or maybe a spiffy sextant, if you're feeling fancy) on this watery expedition.
Buckle Up, Buttercup: Flights are Your Friend (Unless You Have a Yacht)
Yes, Virginia, planes exist! While swimming across (great exercise, terrible idea) might be tempting, airlines are your best bet. Search for flights from Chicago O'Hare (ORD) to Ponta Delgada (PDL), the Azores' main airport. Be prepared for a journey with a layover, but hey, that just means more airport snacks (pro tip: stock up on deep-dish pizza for maximum Azores cred).
Pro Tip for the Penny Pincher: Play around with your travel dates! Tuesdays and Wednesdays are generally cheaper than weekends, and if you're flexible, you might snag a bargain.
Be BFFs with the Time Zones: Don't Be Late for Those Pastel-Colored Houses
The Azores are a cool four hours ahead of Chicago, so factor that jet lag into your plans. Unless you want to confuse a pastel-colored house for your hotel room at 3 am (been there, done that, bought the questionable Azores aloe vera face mask).
Here's a handy trick: Adjust your sleep schedule a few days before your trip. Trust us, your circadian rhythm will thank you (and so will the nice folks at the breakfast buffet).
Speaking of Packing Like a Pro: What to Bring (Besides Your Fear of the Ocean)
Okay, so maybe the Atlantic Ocean is a little intimidating. But trust us, the Azores are worth it. Here's what to pack:
- Bathing suit (duh): Volcanic pools, anyone?
- Walking shoes: Those volcanic landscapes aren't going to explore themselves.
- Light jacket: The Azores can be a bit breezy, especially at night.
- Sunblock: The Azores might be in the middle of nowhere, but the sun doesn't discriminate.
- Sense of adventure: Because that's what makes any trip truly epic.
Bonus packing tip: While Portuguese is the official language, most tourist spots will have English speakers. But learning a few basic phrases ("Obrigada" for thank you, and "Onde está o banheiro?" for "Where's the bathroom?") will score you major points with the locals.
So there you have it, intrepid traveler! With a little planning and this handy guide, you'll be sipping on Azorean vinho verde (a delicious green wine) and gazing at the sapphire-colored sea in no time. Just remember, the journey is part of the adventure (and hopefully you won't fall in).
