Hamptons Bound, Baby! Your NYC Escape Hatch to Paradise (or Traffic)
So, you're sick of the city that never sleeps? Do dreams of pristine beaches and lobster rolls dancing in your head like sugarplums? Look no further, weary traveler, for the Hamptons beckon! But before you pack your seersucker suit and SPF 50 (because, let's be honest, we all burn), there's the small matter of getting there. Fear not, for this guide will be your chariot (or Jitney, as the case may be) to this luxurious (and slightly pretentious) playground.
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| How To Get To The Hamptons From New York |
The Great Escape: Choosing Your Weapon
By Car: Ah, the open road! Picture yourself cruising down the Long Island Expressway, wind in your hair (or helmet, if you're on a scooter), singing along to Billy Joel. Just be prepared to share the "road" with fellow escapees, because traffic jams are a rite of passage. Pro tip: Pack snacks and a good playlist for those inevitable delays.
By Train: The Long Island Railroad (affectionately nicknamed the LIRR) is your iron horse to the Hamptons. Settle into a comfy seat, crack open a book, and watch the scenery (or fellow passengers) roll by. Just remember, train schedules are like promises in politics: sometimes they get broken. Bonus: No white knuckles from gripping the wheel!
Tip: Focus on one point at a time.
By Jitney: The Jitney, my friends, is the Hamptons' answer to Uber Black, but with the added charm of feeling like you're in a scene straight out of "The Great Gatsby." Think comfy leather seats, complimentary water, and maybe even a sighting of a socialite or two. But be prepared to loosen your purse strings – these rides ain't cheap.
By Helicopter: For those who consider traffic a four-letter word and time a precious commodity, there's always the helicopter. Just picture yourself soaring above the fray, sipping champagne and pretending you're a Bond villain on their way to a luxurious lair. Note: This option comes with a hefty price tag, so make sure you're prepared to, ahem, "break the bank."
Reminder: Take a short break if the post feels long.
So You've Chosen Your Path, Grasshopper. Now What?
Once you've selected your chariot of choice, here are a few things to keep in mind:
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- Traffic, Glorious Traffic: Especially on summer weekends, be prepared for delays. Patience is a virtue, my friend.
- Destination: Hamptons... But Which Hampton?: The Hamptons are a collection of villages, each with its own vibe. Do your research and pick the one that best suits your fancy (and budget).
- The Jitney Shuffle: If you're rocking the Jitney, make sure you book your tickets in advance, especially during peak season.
Hampton Bound FAQ:
How to avoid crowds? Aim for weekdays or shoulder seasons (spring and fall)
QuickTip: Pause when something feels important.
How to pack light? Who needs a whole wardrobe? Pack versatile pieces you can mix and match.
How to get beach ready? Don't forget the essentials: sunscreen, hat, swimsuit, and a good book.
Tip: Slow down at important lists or bullet points.
How to score a bargain? Look for deals on accommodation and activities outside of peak season.
How to return to reality (without tears)? Pack a strong cup of coffee for the journey back.
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