Houston Airport to Hertz: Your Hilarious Hitchhiker's Guide (Without Actually Hitchhiking...Probably)
So, you've landed in Houston, the city of humidity, barbecue, and...well, getting a rental car. You probably don't have time to wrangle a herd of longhorns to pull your chariot (although, that would be one heck of an Instagram story), so here's how to get from the Houston airport to Hertz in style (or at least, without collapsing from heatstroke).
Which Houston Airport Did You Land In, Buddy?
Houston boasts two airports, strategically placed to maximize your confusion. Don't worry, we've all been there. Here's the lowdown:
- George Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH): This is the big kahuna, the sprawl-tastic main airport.
- William P. Hobby Airport (HOU): The smaller, more manageable option, perfect for those who like a little less airport hustle.
Hitting the Road: From Hobby to Hertz (HOU)
Hobby Airport is all about convenience. Here, you can practically smell the car rental freedom from baggage claim. Just follow the signs (or your nose, really) to the second curb outside baggage claim, and there you'll find the Hertz counter waiting to whisk you away in your chariot of choice (unless you accidentally snag a giant pick-up truck. Hey, it happens to the best of us).
Navigating the Labyrinth: IAH to Hertz
Ah, Intercontinental. A place where even seasoned travelers take a wrong turn or two. But fear not, intrepid explorer! Here's your battle plan:
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Embrace the Shuttle: Look for the Courtesy Bus Stop outside baggage claim. These shuttles run every few minutes and will whisk you to the Rental Car Center in record time (think: faster than you can say "Houston, we have a rental car!").
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Calling All Walkers: If you're feeling feisty (or on a budget for that margarita poolside), you can follow the Car Rental Return signs to the Rental Car Center. Then, just channel your inner Indiana Jones and follow the signs to the Hertz counter.
Bonus Tip: Download a rideshare app if you're feeling fancy or have a serious aversion to shuttles. Just be prepared to channel your inner negotiator for surge pricing!
The Final Frontier: You've Reached Hertz!
Congrats! You've braved the Houston airport and emerged victorious (and hopefully not drenched in sweat). Now it's time to pick your ride, hit the gas, and explore Houston's culinary delights, museums that are cooler than Texas in July (we hope), and maybe even that rodeo you keep hearing about (just hold onto your hat!).
