The Excalibur Escape: How to Ditch the Dragons and Find the Big Apple (Without Getting Mugged by a Showgirl)
So you've found yourself at the Excalibur, braver than Sir Lancelot himself, facing down not fire-breathing beasts, but the relentless clack of slot machines and the hypnotic glow of roulette wheels. But enough is enough, dear knight (or damsel), you crave the concrete jungle, the hot dog stands, and the pigeons of a real New York experience (well, maybe not the pigeons). Fear not, for this guide will be your Excalibur out of... well, Excalibur!
Galloping Across the Strip: Your Chariot Awaits
There are a few noble steeds to choose from on your quest to New York New York (yes, that's the actual name of the casino across the street). Here are your options:
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- The trusty steed (taxi): This valiant warrior will get you there quickly, but be warned, it can leave your wallet a little lighter than a jester's coin purse.
- The noble steed (rideshare): A more modern option, these magical carriages can be summoned with a tap of your phone, and often at a more affordable price.
- The loyal steed (public transport): For the budget-conscious adventurer, the Deuce (the name of the double-decker bus that runs the Strip) is your loyal companion. Just be prepared for... an adventure.
Onward, Christian Soldier (or Slot Jockey): Navigating the Walkway
Once you've chosen your trusty steed, the battle is half won! Now comes the trek through the Excalibur-New York New York connector. Here's a heads up:
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- Beware the Sirens' Song (gift shops): Shiny trinkets and overpriced souvenirs abound, but resist the urge to linger. You have a city to conquer!
- The neverending maze (escalators): These steel serpents may seem daunting, but trust the flow and you'll be scaling the heights of New York New York in no time.
**Victory is Yours! You've Reached the New York Skyline (Well, a Replica) **
Congratulations! You've made it across the perilous journey and now stand amidst the towering replicas of the Big Apple. Take a moment to marvel at the Statue of Liberty (made entirely of pennies, probably) and prepare for your next adventure in the heart of the, well, not-so-real New York.
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| How To Get To New York New York From Excalibur |
How-To FAQs for the Excalibur Escapee
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How to get to New York New York from Excalibur fast? - Taxi or rideshare are your quickest options, but they'll cost the most coin.
How to get to New York New York from Excalibur cheap? - The Deuce is your budget-friendly bet, but be prepared for a bit of a wait and a colorful cast of characters.
How to avoid getting lost on the way to New York New York? - Follow the signs and the flow of people. Most importantly, don't get distracted by the flashing lights and jingling slots!
How long does it take to walk from Excalibur to New York New York? - It's a brisk 10-15 minute walk, depending on how many times you stop to take selfies with the Roman statues.
Is there anything to do between Excalibur and New York New York? - There are a few gift shops and restaurants along the way, but most of the action is on either side. So choose your adventure!
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