Oaxaca or Bust: A Houstonian's Guide to Reaching Oaxacan Nirvana
So, you've decided to ditch the Texas two-step for Oaxacan salsa nights? ¡Felicitaciones! But before you can befriend a mezcal worm, there's the small matter of getting there. Fear not, fellow traveler, for this guide will be your compass (or maybe a giant margarita, Oaxaca-style) on the road to Oaxacan bliss.
Flights: Feathered Friends or Metal Birds?
Option 1: Taking Flight Like a Texan Bald Eagle (or Maybe a Roadrunner)
The fastest way to Oaxaca is by plane. You'll be sipping on Oaxaca's finest hot chocolate in under 6 hours, which is basically the same amount of time it takes to wait in line for a decent breakfast taco in Houston. United Airlines even offers a direct flight, so you can spend less time in the air and more time planning your Instagram captions.
Word to the Wise: Plane tickets can range from "cheaper than a rodeo ticket" to "ouch, that's more than a gallon of Texas crude." Be flexible with your travel dates and keep an eye out for deals.
Option 2: The Bus: An Adventure for the Intrepid (or Slightly Broke)
For those who crave a more rustic experience (and perhaps have a stronger bladder than most), there's the bus. This option stretches your travel time to a cool 30 hours, but hey, think of it as a scenic Mexican road trip (with frequent bathroom breaks). You might even make some interesting friends along the way!
Pros: Play Mexican road bingo ("How many chickens can you spot on the roof of that car?"). Witness the ever-changing panorama of Mexican landscapes. Stock up on enough snacks to rival a rodeo concession stand.
Cons: Your backside might achieve legendary status by the time you arrive. Be prepared for "interesting" restroom situations. Bring entertainment - staring out the window for 30 hours can get existential (or just boring).
The Great Oaxaca Odyssey: Final Thoughts
Ultimately, the choice is yours, amigo. Do you crave speed and comfort, or a journey filled with questionable snacks and potential mariachi singalongs?
Whichever path you choose, remember: Pack your dancing shoes, an adventurous spirit, and a healthy appreciation for mole. Oaxaca awaits!
