Penn and Teller? No, Penn and YOU! How to Conquer the Campus of the University of Pennsylvania
So, you've snagged yourself a spot at the prestigious University of Pennsylvania. Congratulations! Now comes the slightly less glamorous part: figuring out how to actually get there. Fear not, intrepid freshman (or transfer student, we see you!), for this guide will be your compass through the concrete jungle of Philadelphia.
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Air, Land, or Sea? (Spoiler Alert: Not Sea)
Unless you're Aquaman (and if you are, this prestigious university probably isn't your vibe), you'll likely be arriving by plane. The good news: Philadelphia International Airport is a mere stone's throw (well, an 8.5-mile Uber ride) from campus.
Here are your chariot options, ranked by quirkiness:
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- Taxi: The classic choice. Flags down easy, delivers you door-to-dorm (or at least dorm-adjacent). Cash or credit card accepted, but be prepared to unleash your inner negotiator for the best fare.
- Ride-sharing App: Lyft, Uber, you name it. Perfect for splitting the cost with fellow freshies (just make sure you all have the same destination... #HorrorStories).
- SEPTA Train: SEPTA stands for Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority, and it's basically Philly's answer to the subway system. It's affordable and efficient, but depending on your final destination from the station, you might need to hail a cab or unleash your inner Usain Bolt.
Remember: No matter your chosen mode of transportation, pack light. You'll thank us later when you're wrestling your entire wardrobe up five flights of stairs.
Campus Conquest: SEPTA Savvy for the Savvy Student
If you're feeling adventurous (and thrifty!), SEPTA can be your best friend for navigating the city. The good news: Penn students get a sweet discount on passes. Here's a crash course in SEPTA lingo:
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- The Loop: Technically the "LUCY," but everyone calls it the Loop. This trolley circles University City, making numerous stops near campus. Perfect for those "accidentally overslept for class" moments.
- Regional Rail: SEPTA's train network connects you to the greater Philadelphia area. Useful for weekend adventures or those off-campus internships.
Pro Tip: Download the SEPTA app for real-time schedules and route planning. Trust us, you'll thank us when you're hangry and need to find a burrito... fast.
Frequently Asked Freshman Questions:
How to avoid getting lost on campus? Download the Penn PennApps Wayfinding app. It's basically your own personal GPS for all things Penn.
QuickTip: Reread tricky spots right away.
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How to be the most envied student on move-in day? Pack a bike! Penn's campus is super bike-friendly, and it's a great way to avoid crowded buses.
How to make friends who live off-campus? Carpool! Offer rides to classmates living nearby and score major brownie points (and maybe free snacks).
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How to avoid the "Freshman Fifteen?" Walk! Philly is a walkable city, and exploring on foot is a fantastic way to get your bearings and burn off those late-night pizza cravings.
How to impress your upperclassman tour guide? Know where Benjamin Franklin ate lunch. Bonus points for knowing what he ordered (spoiler alert: it wasn't a cheesesteak).
So there you have it! With a little planning and this handy guide, you'll be navigating the University of Pennsylvania like a seasoned Philadelphian in no time. Now get out there and conquer that campus!
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