Houston, We Have a Toll Tag Problem (and Here's How to Fix It)
Ah, Houston. The city of bayous, barbecue, and... beep beep beep oh wait, that's just the wrath of the toll booth catching you without a toll tag. Listen, we've all been there. You're cruising down the highway, singing along to Beyonce (because, it's Houston), and then BAM! That unwelcome reminder that you forgot the magic ticket to avoid a financial toll-road whoopsie.
Fear not, my toll tag-less travelers! Here's your one-stop guide to getting yourself set up with the magical little device that saves you money (in the long run) and keeps your blood pressure in check.
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| How To Get A Toll Tag In Houston |
The Two Toll Tag Titans: EZ TAG vs. TxTAG
Houston's a big city, and naturally, it has two toll tag options to choose from. Don't worry, this isn't like picking sides in the kolache vs. klobasnik debate (we love them both!). Here's a quick breakdown:
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EZ TAG: The homegrown hero, run by the Harris County Toll Road Authority (HCTRA). They've got a catchy name, friendly customer service, and a plethora of fun stickers to decorate your car with (who doesn't love a good toll tag with a little personality?).
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TxTAG: The statewide superstar, issued by the Texas Department of Transportation (TxDOT). They work on pretty much every toll road in Texas, which is great for those weekend road trips to Austin or Dallas (because, who can resist breakfast tacos?).
The good news? You can't go wrong with either! Both EZ TAG and TxTAG are widely accepted on Houston's toll roads.
How to Snag Your Toll Tag (Without Getting Snagged Yourself)
Option 1: Embrace the Internet
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We live in a digital age, people! Both EZ TAG and TxTAG offer online applications. Fill out the forms, choose your favorite tag design (because, yes, there are choices!), and wait for your toll tag to arrive in the mail. Easy peasy.
Option 2: Get Old School and Visit a Store
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For those who prefer a face-to-face interaction, there are EZ TAG stores located around Houston. Head on down, chat with a friendly customer service rep, and walk out with your toll tag in hand. Bonus points if you snag a free EZ TAG koozie while you're there (because, Houston heat is no joke).
Pro Tip: Don't forget to preload your account! A toll tag without money is like a car without gas – it ain't going anywhere fast (except maybe into a hefty toll violation fee).
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Now You're Toll Tag Ready!
There you have it, folks! With a little planning and this handy guide, you'll be cruising through those toll booths with a smile on your face (and maybe a Beyonce song still playing). Remember, a toll tag is a small investment that saves you time, money, and a whole lot of unnecessary stress. So, ditch the toll booth anxiety and get yourself tagged, Houston!
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