You Too Can Be Bigger Than Life (Without the Superpowers): How to Get Your Mug on a NYC Billboard
Ever lock eyes with a giant Keanu Reeves advertising cologne and think, "Hey, I could totally do that?" Well, my friend, dream no more! Because unlike becoming a billionaire tech mogul or marrying into Hollywood royalty, getting your face on a New York City billboard is actually within reach.
From Humble Beginnings to Times Square Titan
Let's face it, bragging rights don't get much better than "Yeah, that's me, up there with the bright lights and the dancing naked cowboys." So ditch the selfie stick (unless you're going for a truly meta billboard experience) and get ready to become a NYC icon.
Here's the lowdown:
There are two main ways to achieve billboard superstardom:
The Personal Touch: This is your chance to tell the world (or at least everyone in Times Square for 15 seconds) about that epic proposal, your grandma's 90th birthday, or the fact that you're the reigning champion of your local air guitar competition. Companies like Times Square Billboard will showcase your photo or video for a cool $150, making you the star of your own 15 seconds of fame.
The Big Leagues (of Advertising): If you're looking to launch the next viral sensation or promote your artisanal pickle business to the masses, then this is the route for you. However, be prepared to throw down some serious cash. Contacting individual signholders in Times Square is like buying real estate in Monopoly on steroids, so get ready to negotiate like a pro.
Pro Tip: While nobody is saying you need a million-dollar smile to be billboard worthy, a good photo definitely helps. So ditch the bedhead and maybe lay off the questionable food combinations for a day.
But Wait, There's More!
Considering a billboard takeover for a special occasion? Think outside the box! Imagine your significant other's face lighting up the night sky, or surprising your BFF with a larger-than-life birthday message. The possibilities are endless (as long as they're legal and don't involve skywriting with questionable grammar).
Feeling a little shy? No problem! These billboard companies also offer customizable frames and text options, so you can add a little pizzazz to your message.
Now, before you go out and buy a billboard-sized sequined suit, here are a few FAQs:
How to make my photo billboard-worthy?
Good lighting and a clear, high-resolution image are key. Also, maybe avoid that blurry photo from your wild karaoke night.
How much does it cost?
Personal photo options start around $150, while advertising rates can vary depending on size, location, and duration.
How long will my photo be on the billboard?
Personal photo options typically last for 15 seconds every hour for a chosen day.
Can I get my cat on a billboard?
Absolutely! Just make sure your feline friend is camera-ready.
How do I know this isn't some elaborate catfish scheme?
Luckily, the internet is your friend! Do some research on reputable billboard companies before handing over any cash.
So there you have it! The next time you're in New York City, don't just look up at the billboards, you might just be staring at yourself (or your cat).
