So You Wanna Be the Next Dynamo Great? How to Score a Tryout with the Houston Dynamo Academy (without Actually Scoring a Goal... yet)
Alright, listen up aspiring Messis and Ronaldos (or Alex Morgans and Megan Rapinoes, we see you!): you've got the fancy footwork, the lungs of a marathoner, and the dream of becoming a Houston Dynamo legend. But how, exactly, do you turn that dream into reality? Well, fear not, young grasshopper (or should we say young cleat?), because this guide is your golden ticket (well, not literally, but you get the idea) to joining the prestigious Houston Dynamo Academy.
Step 1: Channel Your Inner Sherlock Holmes (minus the Pipe and Deerstalker)
The beautiful game requires more than just fancy footwork (although that certainly helps!). You gotta be a detective too. Here's what you need to unearth:
-
Age: The Dynamo Academy accepts young Scholes-in-the-making in various age groups. Find your perfect fit! Pro Tip: Knowing your age might seem like a no-brainer, but trust us, there's nothing worse than showing up for a U13 tryout with a full beard (unless you're Benjamin Button, that is).
-
Tryouts: The Dynamo Academy holds open tryouts throughout the year. Be sure to stalk [Houston Dynamo Academy website] (they won't mind, we promise) for upcoming dates and locations.
-
Camps: Not quite ready to go full-on Sherlock? The Academy also hosts winter camps. Consider it a sneak peek into the world of Dynamo greatness, with the added bonus of getting noticed by the scouting team.
Step 2: Unleash Your Inner Hype Machine (This is Where the Fancy Footwork Comes In)
Alright, time to ditch the detective hat and lace up those cleats. Here's how to make sure you get scouted:
-
Practice, Practice, Practice: This one's a no-brainer. Hone your skills, work on your weaknesses, and become a beacon of beautiful football.
-
Shine Bright Like a Diamond (or a Football?): When tryout day rolls around, bring your A-game. Show off your skills, hustle like there's no tomorrow, and convince the scouts you're the next Dynamo superstar.
-
Don't Be a Debbie Downer: Nobody likes a teammate who mopes. Show passion, enthusiasm, and good sportsmanship. After all, talent is great, but a positive attitude goes a long way. Bonus points: If you can juggle a football while reciting Shakespeare, that probably won't hurt either (although it might confuse the scouts a little).
Step 3: Patience is a Virtue (Especially When You're Dealing with Scouting Geniuses)
There you have it, young Padawan! You've applied, you've practiced, you've wowed the crowds (or at least the scouts). Now comes the hard part: waiting. Remember: These scouting folks see a ton of talent, so don't get discouraged if you don't hear back right away.
In the meantime: Keep up the good work, stay positive, and maybe do some light stalking [Houston Dynamo Academy social media] (they definitely won't mind... again).
Who knows, your name might just be the next one getting announced on the loudspeaker at PNC Stadium! Just remember, with great cleats comes great responsibility (and hopefully, an awesome soccer career). Now get out there and make us proud!
