Conquering the Italian BMT: A Subway Odyssey (with minimal existential dread)
Let's face it, sometimes the sheer amount of choices at Subway can be paralyzing. You stand there, staring at the menu board like it's a sphinx riddling you with lunchtime enigmas. Fear not, weary traveler, for today we embark on a glorious quest: ordering the mighty Italian BMT.
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| How To Order Italian Bmt Subway |
Step 1: Embrace the Bread
First things first, you gotta choose your chariot. Will it be the Italian Herbs & Cheese, a perennial favorite? Maybe the Hearty Italian, a newcomer with a point to prove? Or perhaps the multigrain, whispering promises of healthy indulgence (we all know that's a lie, but it's a comforting one). Choose wisely, for bread is the foundation of your Italian BMT kingdom.
Step 2: Meaty Majesty
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Now, for the main event! The Italian BMT boasts a triumvirate of meats: spicy pepperoni, bringing the heat, savory Genoa salami, and the gentle persuasion of Black Forest ham. Feel free to add some flair with double meat (because, let's be honest, you deserve it) or explore the vegetarian option with a swap for Veggie Delite.
Step 3: The Garden of Freshness
Now, let's not forget the supporting cast! Pile on the veggies like a confetti parade. Cucumber for coolness, crisp lettuce for texture, maybe some banana peppers for a surprise party on your taste buds. Go wild! This is where you express your inner artist (though maybe avoid using the olives as paint; some people have strong feelings about that).
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Step 4: The Saucy Situation
Do you crave a tangy vinaigrette? Maybe a creamy mayo for richness? Or perhaps you're a heat seeker who goes straight for the chipotle southwest sauce? This is where you get to paint your masterpiece with flavor. Don't be shy, go crazy (but maybe warn the person behind the counter if you're drowning your sub).
Step 5: The Cheesy Coronation
Finally, the crowning glory – cheese! Do you yearn for the classic cheddar? Maybe the mozzarella is your melty muse? Or perhaps the provolone whispers promises of creamy goodness? Choose your cheese wisely, for it shall bind all the elements together in a symphony of deliciousness.
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And there you have it! Your very own, custom-crafted Italian BMT, a testament to your courage and good taste. Now, go forth and conquer that lunch break, valiant hero!
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FAQs:
How to choose the right bread?
It depends on your mood! Italian Herbs & Cheese is a classic, Hearty Italian for a bolder flavor, and multigrain for a touch of "healthiness" (wink wink).
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How much meat should I get?
One serving is plenty, but double meat is always an option for the truly adventurous (or very hungry).
How many veggies are too many?
There's no such thing as too many veggies! Pile them on high, create a veggie mountain, become the legend of the overflowing BMT.
What sauce is best?
The beauty is, it's entirely up to you! Try different combinations and find your perfect match.
How do I avoid existential dread at Subway?
Focus on the deliciousness you're about to create! And hey, if things get too philosophical, just ask for a cookie.
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