Craving Costco's Gigantic Slice of Heaven? You Can't ACTUALLY Order Online (But Here's the Workaround!)
Let's face it, sometimes the siren song of Costco's legendary $9.95 pizza is simply irresistible. A behemoth of cheesy goodness that could feed a small army (or satisfy your Netflix binge cravings for a week), it's no wonder these pizzas have achieved mythical status. But here's the thing: while Costco's website is a treasure trove of bulk buys and deals, there's one glaring omission – you can't order those pizzas online!
Hold on, hold on, before you resign yourself to a sad desk lunch, there is hope! Here's the hilarious truth (and the not-so-hilarious workaround) for getting your hands (and stomach) on a Costco pizza feast.
The Reality Check: Buckle Up, It's Not DoorDash
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Costco, bless their giant-warehouse hearts, operates a little differently than your usual pizza joint. Their food court is a haven for post-shopping refuelling, and that means getting your pizza involves, well, getting yourself to Costco. I know, I know, not exactly the instant gratification we live for in the 21st century. But hey, think of it as an adventure – a delicious, cheesy, adventure.
Workaround Wednesday: Embrace the Phone Call (or In-Person Hustle)
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Here's the good news: you can still snag your pizza without waiting in line. Here's your two-pronged attack:
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Phone It In: Most Costco warehouses have a dedicated phone number for the food court. Find your local store's number using the store locator tool and give them a ring. Pro Tip: Do this before you head to Costco, so your pizza is practically waiting for you by the time you arrive.
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Channel Your Inner Ninja: If you're already at Costco and feeling peckish, head straight to the food court. There's usually a designated area to order pizzas, and while you might have to wait a bit, the payoff is worth it.
Remember: You gotta have a Costco membership to score this cheesy goodness. But hey, memberships pay for themselves in delicious pizza savings, right?
Tip: Don’t rush — enjoy the read.
Alright, Alright, You Got Me. But How Do I Actually Order the Pizza?
Now that you've embraced the slightly-less-techy approach, here's a quick guide to ordering your pizza:
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Decide on Domination: Do you want the classic cheese, the pepperoni power punch, or perhaps a veggie extravaganza? Costco offers a limited but delicious selection.
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Size Matters (But Not Really): They only have one size: Big. Enough said.
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Special Requests? Speak Up!: Want extra cheese? No problem (although, with a Costco pizza, is there ever really such a thing as "enough" cheese?) Just let them know when you order.
Alright, Alright, I'm Sold. But How Do I...
FAQ Friday: Your Mini Guide to Costco Pizza Ordering
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How to Find the Food Court Phone Number? Use the Costco store locator tool and click on "Warehouse Services" under your local store. You'll usually find the food court number there.
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How Long Does it Take to Get My Pizza? Call-ahead orders typically take 15-30 minutes. In-person orders might take a bit longer depending on the line.
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Can I Get My Pizza Delivered? Nope, sorry. But the in-store pickup is part of the Costco experience (and the trek totally burns off some pizza calories, right?)
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Do I Need a Membership? You betcha! But hey, think of it as an investment in future pizza endeavors.
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Is it Worth It? Absolutely! For the price and the sheer deliciousness, a Costco pizza is a win-win.
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