Don't Let the News Pile Up Like Dirty Laundry: A Guide to Putting Your Chicago Tribune on Vacation Hold
Ah, the Chicago Tribune. A Chicago institution, right up there with deep dish pizza and questionable mayoral elections. But what happens when wanderlust strikes and you find yourself traipsing the globe in search of exotic news sources (like, you know, those about functioning public transportation)? Fear not, intrepid adventurer, for there's a way to ensure your doorstep doesn't become a graveyard of unread Tribunes while you're off chasing sunsets.
The Art of the Delivery Disruption: Here's How to Put Your Paper on Pause
There are two main avenues for this newsworthy ninja move, depending on your level of tech-savviness and your desire for human interaction.
Method 1: Embrace the Digital Force
- Channel your inner Jedi Knight: Grab your laptop, tablet, or smartphone (whichever best resembles a lightsaber) and head to the Chicago Tribune's subscriber self-service website (https://myaccount.chicagotribune.com/).
- May the Fourth Be With You (For Login Success): Log in to your account with the grace of a young Luke Skywalker (avoid the Darth Vader levels of frustration).
- Suspending Delivery with the Force: Once logged in, you'll find yourself amidst a constellation of subscription options. Seek out the one related to suspending delivery, which might be titled something along the lines of "Vacation Hold" or "Manage Delivery." Click with the precision of a Jedi mind trick.
- Return of the Delivery: Here's the key part: You'll need to choose a date for your Tribune to grace your doorstep once more. Think of it as the newspaper's triumphant return after its harrowing adventure in the wilderness of your mailbox. The system might only allow a hold for 30 days, but fear not, grasshopper!
Method 2: Speak to a Real Live Human (Maybe)
- Embrace the Power of the Phone: If you're more of a Han Solo type (charming rogue with questionable piloting skills), you can always pick up the phone and dial 1-800-TRIBUNE (1-800-874-2863).
- Prepare for a Possible Adventure: Be prepared for a potential Kessel Run of menus and hold messages before reaching a friendly voice from Tribune HQ.
- Negotiate Like a Smuggler: Once connected, explain your desire for a vacation hold and the duration of your news hiatus. They might be able to accommodate longer holds than the online system.
Bonus Tip: Don't Forget the Digital Edition
While your print Tribune is on vacation, don't forget you might have access to the digital edition as part of your subscription! This way, you can still stay informed about the latest Windy City happenings, like which deep dish pizza place is embroiled in the next cheese curd controversy.
So there you have it! With these handy tips, you can ensure your return home isn't met with a teetering tower of unread Tribunes. Now you can jet off to exotic locales, free from the guilt of neglected newspapers. Just remember, while you're off sipping Mai Tais, the Tribune will be patiently waiting for your glorious return. After all, who else will keep you updated on the ever-important Chicago squirrel politics?
