You Want Heisenberg on Your Screens Again? How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) Season 4 Update (Because Let's Be Real, That's the Actual Title)
Ah, How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast). The German dark comedy that had us cheering for a teenage drug lord (don't judge, we've all been there... kind of). But after that cliffhanger in season 3, we're left with more questions than a middle schooler after a bad science experiment. Fear not, internet detectives, because I'm here to crack this case... or at least point you in the right direction.
Is There Even a Season 4 Happening?
The good news: In August 2022, the show's creators, Matthias Murmann and Philipp Käßbohrer, spilled the tea (probably not actual drug tea, that would be a bad idea) and confirmed that Netflix officially greenlit a fourth season. The not-so-good news: We don't have a release date yet. But hey, at least it's coming, right? Patience is a virtue, especially when it comes to scoring epic German teen drama (with questionable life choices).
Wild Speculation Time: What Can We Expect From Season 4?
Spoiler Alert (sort of): If you haven't seen season 3, turn back now! We left Moritz in a bit of a pickle (no pun intended). Will Lenny come through on his promise to get him out? Will Lisa and Moritz finally, you know, confess their not-so-secret feelings for each other? Will there be more hilarious takedowns of the dark web? The possibilities are endless! Grab your tinfoil hats, folks, because it's speculation time!
Here are some totally-not-confirmed-but-fun-to-think-about plotlines:
- Moritz on the Run: Will our favorite (questionable) drug dealer become an international fugitive? Think "Catch Me If You Can" with slightly more awkward social interactions.
- Lisa Takes Charge: Let's face it, Lisa is the brains of the operation. Maybe season 4 will see her step up and become the ultimate boss lady.
- Dark Web Shenanigans: Those online marketplaces aren't exactly known for their customer service. Get ready for some hilarious (and maybe slightly terrifying) encounters with the dark side of the internet.
Remember, these are just guesses! The actual plot could be something completely different. But hey, that's the beauty of good television, right? The anticipation!
How to Deal With the Wait (Because We All Know It'll Feel Like an Eternity)
Distract yourself! Here are a few suggestions:
- Rewatch the first three seasons. You know you want to.
- Find another show to binge. Netflix has a whole treasure trove of hidden gems waiting to be discovered.
- Take up a new hobby. Who knows, maybe you'll discover your hidden talent for knitting. Just, you know, not drug-themed scarves.
- Stalk the creators on social media. Maybe they'll accidentally drop a hint about the new season. (Please don't actually stalk them, that's creepy.)
How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) Season 4: FAQ
Q: How to I get cast in season 4?A: Sorry, buddy, but we're pretty sure they already have a cast. Maybe try auditioning for the German Bake Off instead?
Q: How to make season 4 come out faster?A: Time travel technology hasn't been invented yet (as far as we know). Your best bet is to patiently wait.
Q: How to forget about How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) so the wait isn't so painful?A: We wouldn't recommend it. But if you must, try positive affirmations. Repeat after me: "There are other good shows out there. There are other good shows out there..."
Q: How to convince my parents to let me watch How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast)?A: This one's tricky. Maybe focus on the show's comedic aspects? Just don't mention the whole drug dealing thing.
Q: How to sell drugs online fast?A: DON'T! Seriously, this is a terrible idea. Just watch the show for your entertainment needs.
