So Your Beloved Buddy Kicked the Bucket: How to Announce Their Grand Exit in the Dallas Morning News (Without Saying "Kicked the Bucket")
Let's face it, folks, losing a loved one is a bummer. But hey, they lived a heck of a life (hopefully), and the world deserves to know about it! That's where the ever-reliable Dallas Morning News obituary section comes in. It's your chance to celebrate their awesomeness and maybe even crack a smile through the tears.
Shedding the Tears (of Laughter, Maybe?) Before You Submit
Now, before you whip out your best eulogy-writing pen, there are a few things to consider.
- Did they have a sense of humor? If your grandma was a notorious prankster, you can probably get away with a lighthearted obituary. But if Uncle Bob wouldn't crack a smile at a clown convention, maybe stick to a more traditional tone.
- Obituary Real Estate: Space is limited, folks. So ditch the grocery list of accomplishments and focus on the funny, heartwarming, or just plain weird things that made them special.
Crafting an Obituary Worthy of Chuckles (and Tears)
Alright, you've gathered your wits and some funny anecdotes. Time to get writing! Here are some tips:
- Lead with a Bang: Instead of "John Doe passed away peacefully...", how about: "John Doe, notorious prankster and champion pie-eater, has shuffled off this mortal coil to pursue better pie opportunities in the great beyond." (See, punchy and informative!)
- Highlight the Zest: Did they have a quirky hobby? Were they the life of the party? Mention it! "Martha 'Marmalade' Johnson, whose collection of novelty spatulas rivaled any museum, will be deeply missed by her bridge club and anyone who ever dared eat toast in her presence."
- Quotes from the Cheap Seats (Your Family): Let your loved ones shine through with funny quotes or memories. "When asked about his secret to a long life, Grandpa always winked and said, 'Never trust a skinny chef.'"
Remember: Don't be afraid to get a little silly! A touch of humor can be a balm during a difficult time.
The Nitty Gritty: Submitting Your Masterpiece
Once your tear-jerking, chuckle-inducing masterpiece is complete, you have a few options for submitting it to the Dallas Morning News:
- Call them up: Get ready to unleash your inner thespian and read your creation over the phone. (214-977-8672)
- Email them: Channel your inner email whiz and send it to obituaries@dallasnews.com
- Do it yourself online: The Dallas Morning News website has a handy online tool (https://www.dallasnews.com/classifieds/dfw/).
Don't forget to check the fine print for pricing and deadlines!
So there you have it! With a little creativity and a dash of humor, you can craft an obituary that celebrates your loved one's life and leaves a smile on everyone's face (except maybe the ghost of Uncle Bob, but hey, you can't win 'em all).
