You Say Stalker, I Say Supportive Spectator: A Guide to Tracking Your Favorite Chicago Marathon Runner
The Chicago Marathon - a glorious day of athletic feats, questionable carb-loading choices, and enough spandex to make a 90s rave jealous. But let's face it, you're not there for the scenery (although, let's be honest, Chicago does clean up nice in the fall). You're there to cheer on your special marathoner, the one who's been talking about this for months, possibly even years. You, my friend, are a spectator on a mission – a mission to stalk, I mean, support your runner from sideline to finish line.
Forget the Binoculars, Download the App
Gone are the days of squinting through binoculars from a sketchy rooftop (don't worry, we've all considered it). The Bank of America Chicago Marathon App (yes, it's a mouthful, but trust me, it's your new BFF) is your one-stop shop for runner tracking. Download it, search for your marathoner's name (hopefully you remembered it correctly!), and voila! Real-time updates on their location, pace, and maybe even a cheeky photo if they happen to run by a cheering zone.
Pro Tip: Be warned, this app can be addictive. Suddenly, you'll find yourself comparing your friend's progress to complete strangers. Pace yourself (pun intended).
Embrace Your Inner Cheerleader (Without the Annoying Chants)
So you've got the app, now what? Now you cheer! But let's be honest, screaming their name for 26.2 miles might get a little hoarse (and frankly, embarrassing). Here are some creative ways to show your support:
- Theme yourself out: Dress up in a ridiculous costume that will make them laugh (and hopefully give them a much-needed second wind). Think giant inflatable high five hand, or a full-body carrot costume (because, you know, healthy?).
- The Sign Squad: Ditch the boring "Go [Runner's Name]!" signs. Craft a hilarious message that will have them giggling (or groaning, depending on their energy level). "You're almost there! (Just kidding, you have miles to go)" or "Running from your responsibilities? We see you!" are sure conversation starters (with them, or maybe security).
- The Bribery Brigade: Let's face it, motivation can wane at mile 20. Stash a strategically placed gummy bear or a mini cupcake at a designated cheering spot. They'll thank you later (or maybe not, depending on their sugar crash).
Remember: Don't be that spectator. You know, the one who blocks the entire sidewalk or throws confetti in the runners' faces. We all have to share the course!
Celebrate Like You Ran the Marathon Yourself (Even Though You Didn't)
They crossed the finish line! High fives, celebratory tears (hopefully not yours, unless you're that invested), and a shared sense of accomplishment are all in order. You might not have run 26.2 miles, but you cheered them on every step of the way. Now, treat yourselves to some deep-dish pizza and congratulate them on becoming an official Chicago Marathon finisher (and maybe yourself for surviving the cheering marathon).
So there you have it! Your guide to becoming the most supportive (and slightly stalkerish) spectator at the Chicago Marathon. With a little app know-how, creative cheering, and a post-race feast, you'll make this a race to remember (for both of you).
