So You Want the Chicago Typewriter in RE4 (PS4): Unleashing Your Inner Tommy Gun Terror
Ah, the Chicago Typewriter. The bane of Ganado and the wet dream of any self-respecting merchant. This beautiful beast of a weapon chews through enemies like a hangry raccoon at a buffet. But how do you get your hands on this shredder of undead dreams on your trusty PS4? Well, my friend, it ain't exactly finding a twenty in your pocket. Grab your fedora and get ready for a hilarious (and slightly frustrating) adventure.
Step 1: Embrace the Grind (or Not)
First things first, you gotta beat the main story. No ifs, ands, or buts. You play as Leon, the rookie cop who somehow becomes a zombie-slaying machine (seriously, that RPD training must've been intense). This is where you get to hone your skills, dodge those creepy villagers with pitchforks (because who uses a regular fork for Ganado?), and maybe even save Ashley...sometimes.
But wait! There's a shortcut (kind of). You can play on an easier difficulty first. Less stress, more ammo, more opportunity to practice your sweet Leon Kennedy moves. Just remember, easy mode doesn't come with bragging rights...unless you're bragging to your grandma who still thinks the N64 is the pinnacle of gaming.
Step 2: Separate Ways: A Different Kind of Shopping Spree
Once you've conquered the main story, it's time to delve into "Separate Ways." This time, you play as the mysterious Ada Wong, a woman who can rock a red dress and high kicks while taking down enemies with lethal grace. Think of it as a chance to unleash your inner femme fatale (or femme fatale with a rocket launcher, depending on your playstyle).
Completing "Separate Ways" is the key to unlocking the Chicago Typewriter. But be warned, Ada doesn't have the same arsenal as Leon. You gotta be a bit more strategic with your ammo and learn to love that knife (practice those fancy throws!).
Step 3: Merchant, Merchant, Where's My Typewriter?
Now, here's the glorious part. After beating "Separate Ways," hop back to your main story save file. The merchant, that lovely (and slightly creepy) man with questionable wares, will now have the Chicago Typewriter for sale...for a cool 1,000,000₧. Yes, one million pesetas.
Here's where all those chickens you hoarded and herbs you never used come in handy. Sell, sell, sell! Who needs health recovery when you have a gun that laughs in the face of death (and Ganado aim)?
Bonus Tip: Patience is a Virtue (Unless You Have a Money Printer)
Let's be honest, a million pesetas is a lot of green. If grinding isn't your cup of tea, there is another option (but it requires some serious patience). Every playthrough awards you points based on your performance. These points can be used to unlock new weapons and upgrades on future playthroughs.
So, the idea is to keep replaying the game, racking up points, and eventually you'll unlock the ever-so-coveted Chicago Typewriter...without the merchant acting like you're asking for his kidney.
So there you have it! With a little perseverance (and maybe a dash of merchant exploitation), you'll be wielding the Chicago Typewriter in no time. Remember, patience is key (or a hefty wallet), and with this legendary weapon in your hands, those Ganado won't stand a chance. Just be prepared for the constant merchant voice in your head whispering, "What'cha buyin'?"
