Conquering Mount Washington: A Not-So-Serious Guide for Peak Seekers (and Slackers)
Ah, Mount Washington. The crown jewel of New Hampshire, the Northeast's roof, and home to some of the most unpredictable weather this side of the Mississippi (except maybe Florida during hurricane season, but that's a whole other story). So, you've set your sights on reaching the summit of this legendary peak. Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this guide will tell you everything you need to know to reach the top, with a healthy dose of humor to keep you from freezing your you-know-what off.
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Gearing Up for Greatness (or Avoiding Frostbite)
First things first: dress for the apocalypse. No, really. Mount Washington holds the record for the highest wind speed ever recorded outside a hurricane. So ditch the tank top and flip-flops (unless you're packing those for the "worst tourist of the year" award). Layers are your friend, with a good windproof outer shell being your BFF. Don't forget sturdy shoes (preferably with good ankle support for those who plan on hiking), sunglasses, sunscreen (yes, even when it's cloudy!), and a hat. Because let's face it, windblown hair is a great look on no one.
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Bonus Tip: Pack some hand warmers. Your fingers will thank you later.
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Ascend Like a Champion (or Take the Easy Route)
Now, how you reach the top is entirely up to your level of adventurousness (and physical fitness). Here are your options:
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- The Mount Washington Auto Road: This scenic route is perfect for those who want to enjoy the views from the comfort of their car (or by hitching a ride with someone who has a car, no judgement here). Just be prepared for some switchbacks that would make a roller coaster jealous.
- The Cog Railway: This historic marvel is like a Disneyland ride for mountain climbers. It's a fun and unique way to experience the mountain, but be prepared for some serious chugging up those steep inclines.
- Hiking: For the true adventurers (or those who want to brag about summiting the "hard way"), there are several hiking trails to choose from. Just remember, what goes up must come down, so be prepared for a long day.
Important Note: The Mount Washington Auto Road and the Cog Railway are typically closed from mid-October to mid-May due to...well, let's just say even snowplows take a vacation on Mount Washington during those months.
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Conquering the Summit: Brace Yourself for...Everything
So you've made it to the top! Congratulations! Now, what can you expect?
- Weather roulette: It could be sunny and 70 degrees, or it could be a blizzard with hurricane-force winds. Be prepared for anything, and remember, the weather can change in a heartbeat.
- The world's worst windchill: This isn't your grandma's windchill. It's a face-slapping, I-can't-feel-my-toes kind of windchill.
- Incredible views (hopefully): If the clouds cooperate, you'll be rewarded with breathtaking panoramic views that stretch for miles.
- Bragging rights: You hiked/drove/choo-chooed your way to the top of Mount Washington! Now go forth and tell everyone you know (or post a victory dance on social media).
Pro-Tip: Don't forget to visit the Mount Washington Observatory at the summit. They have a gift shop where you can buy a commemorative "I Survived Mount Washington" T-shirt (because who wouldn't want one?).
FAQ: Conquering Mount Washington Like a Pro (Sort Of)
- How to get to Mount Washington? The Mount Washington Valley is the gateway to the mountain. From there, you can drive to the base of the Auto Road or the Cog Railway.
- How much does it cost to get to the top of Mount Washington? Prices vary depending on the season and how you choose to ascend, but expect to pay somewhere between $30 and $70 per person.
- How long does it take to get to the top of Mount Washington? The drive up the Auto Road takes about an hour, while the Cog Railway takes about an hour as well. Hiking times vary depending on the trail, but most take several hours.
- Can I drive my own car up Mount Washington? Yes, but be sure your car is in good working order and that you're comfortable driving on a steep, winding road.
- What is the best time to visit Mount Washington? The
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