Conquering the Washington Monument: A Guide for the Slightly Clueless
So you're in D.C., land of free museums and important buildings that make you feel small (in a good way, hopefully). You've seen the memes about the Washington Monument being closed for what feels like forever, and now it's finally open again. But how do you actually get inside this pointy giant and not get turned away at the elevator (because yes, that's a thing)? Fear not, fellow tourist, for I am here to bestow upon you the knowledge of how to summit this majestic marble shaft.
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| How To Visit The Washington Monument |
Tickets, Tickets, Glorious Tickets: Don't Be Left on the Ground Floor
Here's the thing: the Washington Monument is popular. Like, really popular. Getting tickets in advance is strongly recommended. You can do this online at Recreation.gov, which sounds way more exciting than it actually is (trust me, it's not a portal to a government-run escape room). There's a small fee, but hey, it's a small price to pay for bragging rights and avoiding hangry meltdowns while waiting in line.
Feeling lucky? A limited number of same-day tickets are available at the Washington Monument Lodge, but be prepared to employ your inner elbow warrior if you go this route. First come, first served, and let's be honest, everyone wants a peek at the view from the top.
Behold! The Not-So-Secret Entrance (Although Seriously, It's Not Very Secret)
The Washington Monument isn't exactly trying to hide. Head to the National Mall, the grassy expanse between the Capitol Building and the Lincoln Memorial. You can't miss it, it's the big, tall, pointy one. Entry is at the Washington Monument Lodge, which is conveniently located right next to the...well, the Washington Monument.
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Security: Not as Scary as the Lines, But Still Important
There will be security screening, because apparently people really want to sneak suspicious items into a giant marble pencil. Just be patient, keep your liquids under 3 ounces, and avoid packing any selfie sticks shaped like missiles (seriously, don't do that).
The Ascendancy: A 500-Foot Elevator Ride to Glory
Now for the good part! You're finally inside and about to embark on a thrilling...elevator ride. Yes, the only way up is a very normal, non-death-defying elevator. But hey, the view from the top is worth it, and besides, who needs James Bond when you have air conditioning?
The Great Reward: A Panoramic DC You Won't Soon Forget
At the top, you'll be treated to a 360-degree view of D.C.. Spot the Lincoln Memorial, pretend to be a senator overlooking their constituents from the Capitol Building, and try to convince your friends you can see your house from all the way up there (they won't believe you, but it's a fun try).
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Remember: Take your time, snap some photos (but please, no flash photography, you're not paparazzi here), and enjoy the view!
Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You Have Them)
How to get to the Washington Monument?
The Metro is your best bet! The closest stops are Federal Triangle and Smithsonian on the Blue, Orange, and Silver lines.
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How much does it cost to visit the Washington Monument?
The entrance is free, but there's a $1 reservation fee.
How long does it take to tour the Washington Monument?
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The elevator ride is quick, but plan on spending some time enjoying the views at the top. The whole thing shouldn't take more than an hour.
Is the Washington Monument open every day?
Nope! It's closed on December 25th, July 4th, and occasionally for maintenance. Check the National Park Service website before you go.
Can I bring food or drinks on the tour?
No outside food or drinks are allowed inside the monument. There are places to grab snacks and drinks nearby though!
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