How to Watch the Chicago Bears: From die-hard fan to accidental couch potato
Ah, the Chicago Bears. Windy City warriors. Monsters of the Midway. Also, sometimes, a source of frustration that makes you want to throw your cheesehead at the TV (but please, don't - cheeseheads are expensive).
But whether you're a lifelong Bears fanatic or just stumbled upon a game while flipping channels, you probably want to know how to catch the action. Well, my friend, you've come to the right place. This here is your one-stop guide to spectating the Bears, from the comfort of your own couch (or, you know, wherever couches go these days).
The Classics: Tried and True Methods
Let's start with the old-fashioned way: live television. For those of you who haven't signed a contract with a snail in exchange for internet service, this is where your trusty TV comes in.
- Channel Surfing Olympics: Master the fine art of flipping channels between CBS, FOX, NBC, and ESPN, hoping to land on the glorious gridiron battle. Bonus points for yelling, "Aha! There they are!" at precisely the wrong moment, startling your neighbors and mildly confusing your dog.
- The Local Hero: Some Bears games are broadcast on your local CBS or FOX affiliate. Check the listings beforehand, and be prepared to endure a healthy dose of weatherman interruptions and high school marching band commercials (unless that's your thing, no judgement here).
Cutting the Cord? No Problem!
For those who've embraced the world of streaming, there are options aplenty:
- Subscription Showdown: Streaming services like YouTube TV, Hulu + Live TV, and Paramount+ (with a little CBS magic) can bring the Bears to your living room. Just remember, with great streaming power comes great responsibility...like remembering your login information.
- Mobile App Mania: The official Chicago Bears app (iOS only, sorry Android users) lets you watch games live. There might be some limitations, but hey, at least you can cheer on the Bears while pretending to listen on that important conference call (we've all been there).
Pro tip: If you're tech-savvy and, ahem, frugal, there might be other options out there. But let's just say, navigate those waters at your own risk. We here at How-to-Watch-the-Bears-Without-Getting-Kicked-Out-of-Your-Apartment headquarters don't endorse anything illegal.
Still Lost? Don't Worry, We Got You
Fear not, fellow Bears fan! If you're hopelessly confused by all this, there's a simple solution:
- Befriend a Bears Fanatic: Find someone with a super-sized TV, a questionable amount of team memorabilia, and an undying devotion to Mitchell Trubisky (or whoever's the quarterback these days). Just remember to bring your own snacks (and maybe some earplugs for all the yelling).
There you have it! With a little know-how and maybe a sprinkle of luck, you'll be watching the Bears dominate...or, you know, at least participate in a football game. Remember, even if the score isn't pretty, there's always the entertainment of watching grown men in tights chase an oddly-shaped ball. So, grab your favorite Bears jersey (or cheesehead, we're not judging), crank up the volume, and get ready for some gridiron fun!
