So You Wanna Know How We Got Our First President? Buckle Up, It Wasn't Exactly "American Idol"
Hey there, history buffs and trivia night champions! Today we're diving into the fascinating, slightly bizarre, and undeniably wig-tacular world of how George Washington became the first president of the good ol' U S of A.
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| How Was George Washington Elected |
Not Your Typical Reality Show
Forget the mud-slinging, attack ads, and endless debates of today's elections. Back in 1789, things were a bit... different. There were no catchy slogans or whistle-stop tours (although Washington probably could've rocked a horse-drawn carriage parade).
The Founding Fathers Said, "Let's Be Practical"
Instead of a popular vote, the new nation used a system called the Electoral College. Basically, each state got a certain number of electors based on its population. These electors then cast their votes for president, kind of like a fancy committee choosing the boss.
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Enter George Washington: National Hero with Impeccable Hair
Now, George Washington wasn't exactly chopped liver. Dude was a national hero after leading the Continental Army to victory in the Revolutionary War. Think Captain America meets Abraham Lincoln, with slightly more powdered sugar on his head. Everyone pretty much agreed he was the man for the job.
The Big Day: A Landslide Victory (Literally?)
On February 4th, 1789, the electors all cast their votes. Here's the crazy part: George Washington won unanimously! That's right, every single electoral vote went to him. Can you imagine that happening today? Talk about a blowout!
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Fun Fact: Not Everyone Got to Play
Three states actually didn't participate in this first election. Rhode Island and North Carolina hadn't signed on to the whole "Constitution" thing yet, and New York was too busy arguing amongst themselves to get their act together. Sorry, New Yorkers, guess you'll have to wait for the sequel.
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Hold on, Wasn't There a Campaign?
There wasn't really a formal campaign in the way we think of it today. Washington didn't need to criss-cross the country shaking hands and kissing babies (though with those cheeks, maybe that would have been a good strategy). His reputation and accomplishments spoke for themselves.
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So There You Have It!
George Washington's election as the first president was a unique moment in American history. It was a time of great hope and uncertainty, and the nation needed a leader who could unite the country. Thankfully, they had a man with the perfect qualifications (and, let's be honest, an amazing head of hair) for the job.
## Frequently Asked Founding Father Facts
How to become the first president? Be a revolutionary war hero with fantastic hair.
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How many votes did George Washington win by? All of them!
How did people campaign back then? Mostly by being awesome and having a good reputation.
How long did George Washington serve? Two terms, because apparently, everyone loved him!
How many wigs did George Washington own? Historians are still researching that one.
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